I have a funny story to tell about my daughter...

Pretty. This photo is mine.
By DE
@DaddyEvil (137802)
United States
September 4, 2018 2:07am CST
My daughter only leaves the house voluntarily late at night. (She is agoraphobic... she doesn't like crowds or too much open space.) Pretty jogs after dark... Our city has a curfew for High School Students of 11 pm. Several times in the past two weeks the local police have stopped her and ask why she is out past curfew. Pretty is 30 years old! I laugh a LOT when she comes home mad about being stopped! Can you tell me any funny stories about your kids?
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@LadyDuck (472160)
• Switzerland
4 Sep 18
I have no kids, but I remember when a security guard stopped me while I was going inside the Monte-Carlo Casino and wanted to see my ID to be sure I was 21... I was 42.
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@LadyDuck (472160)
• Switzerland
4 Sep 18
@DaddyEvil I asked to the guy if he was joking or taking fun of me, but he sounded honest. Now when I ask for "senior discount" people want to see my ID all the time.
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@DaddyEvil (137802)
• United States
4 Sep 18
You have the same problem Pretty has, Anna! I no longer look like I could be a High School student but I had the same problem until I was in my mid-thirties. People still guess my age ten years younger than I actually am.
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4 Sep 18
Literally see you everywhere
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@topffer (42156)
• France
4 Sep 18
They were chatting up your daughter. I guess I always looked old, it never happened to me.
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@topffer (42156)
• France
5 Sep 18
@DaddyEvil Lol, NO ! It is because I am rarely in the streets during the night, I have had my ID checked only twice during my life in a street while some people are complaining to be controlled every week. I have probably not the face of a potential bank robber.
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@topffer (42156)
• France
5 Sep 18
@DaddyEvil Maybe Pretty looks like a juvenile bank robber, cops have a good nose to detect them.
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@DaddyEvil (137802)
• United States
5 Sep 18
@topffer Oh, I see... not that it would have bothered me if you did Are you saying that Pretty looks like a potential bank robber? You are making it far too easy to tease you today, Top! Not that I'm actually complaining, mind you!
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@vandana7 (100638)
• India
4 Sep 18
Aw...but is she not scared somebody will mug her...
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@vandana7 (100638)
• India
4 Sep 18
@DaddyEvil I would love to see her with hair on both side of her face...
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@DaddyEvil (137802)
• United States
4 Sep 18
No, she isn't. When I mention her safety, she only shows me her can of mace and reminds me that she always carries her phone with her. She is an adult. I can't control her and wouldn't if she would let me.
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@DaddyEvil (137802)
• United States
4 Sep 18
Pretty 21 mos old. Photo is mine.
@vandana7 Okay, let me look...
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@toniganzon (72553)
• Philippines
4 Sep 18
My sister-in-law who lives in New Jersey is 35 years old and one time she went to buy a lottery ticket but she was refused to because she was just a child.. So she brought her two kids with her to say she's their mother but she was accused of using children for her benefit!
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@toniganzon (72553)
• Philippines
5 Sep 18
@DaddyEvil she had her ID's with her.
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@DaddyEvil (137802)
• United States
5 Sep 18
@toniganzon I bet that clerk shut up in a hurry, then!
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@DaddyEvil (137802)
• United States
5 Sep 18
Oh, wow! That's funny! I hope she had her ID on her, though. That store clerk could have called the police because fraud is a crime.
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@sol_cee (38219)
• Philippines
4 Sep 18
Then you could pass for a uni student?
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@DaddyEvil (137802)
• United States
4 Sep 18
Maybe...
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@topffer (42156)
• France
4 Sep 18
There is no age limit to be a student.
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@sol_cee (38219)
• Philippines
4 Sep 18
@topffer you know what I mean. Hahaha
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@just4him (317385)
• Green Bay, Wisconsin
4 Sep 18
She should be flattered they think she's of high school age. She's very pretty. I would have to think about that.
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@just4him (317385)
• Green Bay, Wisconsin
8 Sep 18
@DaddyEvil I'm glad they're leaving her alone.
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@DaddyEvil (137802)
• United States
8 Sep 18
@just4him She's really happy about that, too... I'm not, but only because I was having so much fun teasing her about getting stopped all the time! I'm a terrible dad!
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@just4him (317385)
• Green Bay, Wisconsin
8 Sep 18
@DaddyEvil I seriously doubt you're a terrible dad. Parents like to find a reason to tease their kids. Mine tease me unmercifully when it comes to my driving - getting places without getting lost - that is.
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@snowy22315 (182478)
• United States
4 Sep 18
When my son was in kindergarten he asked if he could change his name to Michael Jackson or Michael Jordan..lol.
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@snowy22315 (182478)
• United States
5 Sep 18
@DaddyEvil yeah, maybe sometime I will call him Michael Jordan.
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@DaddyEvil (137802)
• United States
5 Sep 18
OMGoodness! I really hope you remind him about that once in a while, just to get a reaction out of him!
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@DaddyEvil (137802)
• United States
5 Sep 18
@snowy22315 Oh, please do... and then tell us what his reaction was!
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@1hopefulman (45120)
• Canada
4 Sep 18
It's a curse when we look younger than we are.
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@1hopefulman (45120)
• Canada
6 Sep 18
@DaddyEvil Could be!!
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@DaddyEvil (137802)
• United States
5 Sep 18
Yeah, we both think they were just trying to chat her up, though!
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@mommaj (23112)
• United States
4 Sep 18
I always loved being carded when I was in my mid to late 20s.She should feel proud she looks so young. They were probably hitting on her.
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@mommaj (23112)
• United States
5 Sep 18
@DaddyEvil That's funny.
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@DaddyEvil (137802)
• United States
4 Sep 18
That's exactly what she thought they were doing, mommaj! She got a kick out of telling one cop who offered her a ride home that she was jogging, not trying to solicit his business!
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@DaddyEvil (137802)
• United States
5 Sep 18
@mommaj *shrug* What can I say... she's my daughter!
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• Pamplona, Spain
5 Sep 18
She looks younger so maybe that´s why and they are concerned for her welfare.
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• Pamplona, Spain
21 Sep 18
@DaddyEvil Who can blame them? They are still concerned about her though.
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@DaddyEvil (137802)
• United States
21 Sep 18
Photo of Pretty. Photo is mine.
@lovinangelsinstead21 *smiling at you* Yes, that is true, I guess. Would you like to see a new photo of Pretty I took today? She just had a hair trim.
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@DaddyEvil (137802)
• United States
21 Sep 18
You're right, that may be the reason they keep stopping her... She and I both think the police officers are trying to chat her up, though.
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@rebelann (113017)
• El Paso, Texas
6 Dec 18
BTW, did she paint those pictures on the wall behind her? One looks like it's of you and her when she was a child.
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@rebelann (113017)
• El Paso, Texas
12 Dec 18
Kool drawings @DaddyEvil
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@DaddyEvil (137802)
• United States
12 Dec 18
@rebelann Thank you, Ann! I love those drawings!
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@DaddyEvil (137802)
• United States
11 Dec 18
No, those were both done by street artists when we were visiting Silver Dollar City and another park in Kansas City, Mo. Both drawings are chalk and are of the two of us when she was little.
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@id_peace (14005)
• Singapore
4 Sep 18
I like her vegeta costume. I don't have any kids yet.
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@id_peace (14005)
• Singapore
5 Sep 18
Let me have a little rest before breeding the little ones.
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@DaddyEvil (137802)
• United States
5 Sep 18
I had to look up 'vegeta costume' to see what you were talking about. When my daughter decided to lose weight she contacted some of the weight loss companies on the internet to see if they would pay her to write a blog about her journey. One company offered her weights, gloves and a belt, along with several of those shirts if she would agree to post photos on her blog as she went along. She accepted. She lost 80 lbs in 10 months and still lifts and jogs to keep her weight stable. Isn't it time you thought about starting a family? *grinning and teasing you*
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@cintol (11261)
• United States
5 Sep 18
She doesn't look 30 so she should be flattered that she is being stopped, thats a compliment to her.
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@DaddyEvil (137802)
• United States
21 Sep 18
*smiling at you* Yes, that could be considered flattering, but that doesn't explain them offering her a ride home every time they stop her from jogging, either... We think they are trying to chat her up.
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@DaddyEvil (137802)
• United States
22 Sep 18
@cintol I don't know if it's the same officers each time, but I doubt it. Pretty would have said if it was the same one(s) each time. Yeah, that could be it. Pretty just told me she has a boyfriend... He came and stayed a few days with us last month. I didn't get to meet him though. I was asleep when they were awake and vice versa.
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@cintol (11261)
• United States
21 Sep 18
@DaddyEvil Is it the same officers every time?? Maybe one wants a date with her huh.
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@JudyEv (342304)
• Rockingham, Australia
4 Sep 18
Our son never got asked for ID in pubs and clubs until he turned 18 and was legal. After that he got stopped repeatedly.
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@DaddyEvil (137802)
• United States
8 Sep 18
@JudyEv Things were quite a bit different several years ago, Judy... An underage person was allowed to go into a bar back when I was 18 but I wasn't supposed to be served there, even though the bartenders didn't worry about watching me closely enough to stop me from drinking back then. Now, most bars won't even let someone in if they aren't old enough to drink!
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@JudyEv (342304)
• Rockingham, Australia
5 Sep 18
@DaddyEvil I think it is 18 here now. It was 21 when Vince was a lad but it didn't stop him going into pubs.
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@shaggin (72293)
• United States
27 Nov 18
I know about the poor girl agoraphobia but eek I'd be so scared outside at night. She is so lucky to look so young I have always looked older then my age and it was fun as a teen but not at 35.
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@shaggin (72293)
• United States
28 Nov 18
@DaddyEvil that is really nice the high school boy jogs with her. I am sure that makes you feel safer knowing she isn't alone. I don't know why the dark scares me so bad. Years ago I couldn't even step onto the porch in the dark now I can go about 100 feet from the porch to take the dog out at night to go the bathroom and take out the garbage. There are street lights so it's not totally dark. I'd love to hear the story about Prettys cell phone!
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@shaggin (72293)
• United States
30 Nov 18
@DaddyEvil that sounds like a neat app. In the dark that app would just scare me all the more even though I don't believe in zombies it still seems like it would make me a little paranoid.
@DaddyEvil (137802)
• United States
28 Nov 18
Why would you be scared of being outside at night? (She always carries a cell phone (I could tell you a funny story about her cell phone, if you're interested?) and mace when she goes out jogging. There is also a very nice young man (That's how she described him. ) who jogs with her if she isn't out past his curfew. (He IS a High School student. ) Uhm... strangers (when asked) still guess my age at ten to fifteen years younger than I actually am. (Of course, maybe they are just trying to be polite and/or don't want to offend me by saying how old I really look to them. *shrug* You're welcome to believe whatever you want.) I will tell you that I got really tired of being asked for my ID when I went into bars.... *sigh* mostly because my friends wouldn't let it drop after we got into the bar or they egged on the bouncer by telling him I was underage... every time we went out. (I finally just stopped going into bars with them. My friends really hated it when I just refused to go out with them on Saturday nights... )
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@ptrikha_2 (47110)
• India
11 Sep 18
Well my kids are small but sometimes the way they talk like adults makes me and my wife laugh. Once my younger kid said "This food item does not suits me" and it was said exactly like an adult and we laughed. Kids are so cute!
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@ptrikha_2 (47110)
• India
14 Sep 18
@DaddyEvil and there are more things they catch and tell us.
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@ptrikha_2 (47110)
• India
20 Sep 18
@DaddyEvil and one more. Sometimes if they have eaten a thing X 2 hours ago, thing Y 1 hour ago and perhaps a 3rd thing half an hour ago, and they still ask for more. Then I how would you be able to eat so much. The reply comes "Khana digest ho gaya (My food got digested! ") And I can't stop laughing at such talk
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@DaddyEvil (137802)
• United States
13 Sep 18
*smiling at you* OMG! That would have been adorable! I think you should begin to worry now... By the time your kids are old enough to understand the things they tell you now, they may have figured out a way to put Pop and Mom out of their way! I would hate to see you marginalized by your own children!
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@PainsOnSlate (21852)
• Canada
8 Sep 18
I have three, two men, one adopted and one woman, all grown up. My daugther was here last weekend and we went and had our toes colored. It was a birthday event we do every year. They are all great adults and I enjoy every moment with them. The two oldest moved their bees from my son''s farm and put it in my daughter's yard (big country yard) because the bears around my son's place seem to get all the hives every spring. They are hopeful the bears will not find the behives ever again. And yes they are protected by electricity but a hungry bear will knock down and ignore the wires when they are hungry.
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@DaddyEvil (137802)
• United States
11 Sep 18
@PainsOnSlate Oh! Well then, I hope you're right. Uhhh... well, I would have a bit of difficulty fitting painting my nails (toe or finger) into my view of myself... I can see me doing something like that for a joke but not for everyday living. *shrug* I will tell you I don't believe I have to act as masculine/macho as some men I've met, but I'm not effeminate, either. I would say the Man Box I grew up in was less about showing and being aggressive and more about being and showing genuine concern for others. (Does that make sense? Whether it makes sense to others or not, it's the way I am most comfortable viewing myself.)
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@DaddyEvil (137802)
• United States
10 Sep 18
Oh, wow! I hope moving the hives to a different area will keep the bears from finding them, but wouldn't bet on that. (Bears have a very acute sense of smell. They can scent honey or carcasses from up to 20 miles away.) Even if the bears that originally raided the hives can't find them any other bears within that distance will smell them and come hunting. Oh, that is a funny way to celebrate your birthday! (Happy belated birthday!) I don't think my daughter and I will decide that's a good way to celebrate my birthdays.
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• Canada
10 Sep 18
@DaddyEvil why?don't you want to color your toes? My daughter lives in the boonies and has for years, but its closer to humans than the farm. I doubt they will ever see a bear in her yard.
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@ramapo17 (30441)
• Melbourne, Florida
21 Sep 18
Mine isn't about my kids but about my mom with me. We were all sleigh riding down the big hill in front of my house. It was my parents, my sister and some friends. Being all bundled up as it was so cold, people could not really see who was who. Some guy tried to pick my mom up and she said to him, do you know Nancy and he said yes, she said I am her mother. The guy rode right past our house then and we never saw him again.
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@DaddyEvil (137802)
• United States
23 Sep 18
@ramapo17 I was just on Fb and saw the new photo you posted there. I think Florida really agrees with you! You look beautiful!
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@DaddyEvil (137802)
• United States
21 Sep 18
OMG! I am sure you all got a huge laugh from that situation, Nancy! Thank you so much for sharing it with me!
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@ramapo17 (30441)
• Melbourne, Florida
22 Sep 18
@DaddyEvil Some things I never forget.
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@gofsey (1911)
• Madurai, India
4 Sep 18
Sorry, not married. But, I enjoy your stories. Gives cops something to do I guess, ha ha.
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@DaddyEvil (137802)
• United States
4 Sep 18
Thanks! Of course, you mean besides eat donuts and drink coffee, right?
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@DaddyEvil (137802)
• United States
4 Sep 18
@gofsey Oh, I know! They will re-appear if you jaywalk, though.
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@gofsey (1911)
• Madurai, India
4 Sep 18
@DaddyEvil Ha ha yeah, right. They seem to disappear when we have something to ask them.
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@porwest (92735)
• United States
4 Sep 18
lol. I suppose it is good to be thought of as a teen when you are in your 30s.
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@DaddyEvil (137802)
• United States
4 Sep 18
That's what I keep telling her! Do you remember PrettyEvil from WA?
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@porwest (92735)
• United States
15 Sep 18
@DaddyEvil I took my money and ran and did not have anything left. But I thought the same thing. I think the owner(s) just moved on to something else. The site could DEFINITELY have survived.
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