Now I Know Why I Dont Get Jobs
@arthurchappell (44998)
Preston, England
October 6, 2018 7:13am CST
My job interview technique has been wrong for years. I need to follow the Brett Cavanaugh approach.
'Oh, I may need time off from time to time to go to court to defend myself against three, possibly more, independent sexual abuse allegations that are ongoing. Don't worry though, I'm innocent. I like beer, lots of beer. Some of it taken through orifices other than my mouth. Do you like beer? Have you ever woken up after blacking out?
Of course, if you disagree with my preordained birthright to work here you are part of a left wing conspiracy against me. So, when do I start?
That seems to be the Kavanaugh approach to his job interview and frighteningly, he looks destined to get the role after a sham investigation, and ongoing abuse to his accusers. I am going about my career pursuits all wrong, clearly.
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@ScribbledAdNauseum (104628)
• United States
6 Oct 18
I hate to tell you, but Kavanaugh was not the first to get the job after revealing his dirty little secrets. After all, Trump was "grabbing people by the ___" and admitted to assaulting ladies because of his celebrity status. The US Voters were the employers then and we said "awh, why not, c'mon on in and stay awhile."
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@ScribbledAdNauseum (104628)
• United States
6 Oct 18
@GreatMartin Quite aware...
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@GreatMartin (23672)
• Ft. Lauderdale, Florida
6 Oct 18
A slight correction--""grabbing people by the ___" more specifically and more important--it was women!
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@arthurchappell (44998)
• Preston, England
7 Oct 18
@ScribbledAdNauseum very true, the president set the example Kavanaugh based his defence strategy around with Trump's protection
@Mavic123456 (21893)
• Thailand
6 Oct 18
ahh yeah I think his approached was intimidation.
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@Mavic123456 (21893)
• Thailand
8 Oct 18
@arthurchappell effective eh, everybody got intimidated.
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@flowerchilde (12529)
• United States
15 Oct 18
Is there a pill people can take to help them think clearly? There's only 2 things which keep us free. The division, balance of, and checks on power and the constitution upheld as an unchanging document. If due process is done away with we would all eventually find ourselves in some sort of gulag. Study history when too much power is put into governing hands. Before the (REAL) liberal agenda wave crests, because after that it'll be too late.
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@arthurchappell (44998)
• Preston, England
7 Oct 18
@LadyDuck the whole regime is rotten to the core
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@LadyDuck (471969)
• Switzerland
8 Oct 18
@arthurchappell Have you seen that he has been approved. It is sickening.
@GreatMartin (23672)
• Ft. Lauderdale, Florida
6 Oct 18
You forgot the most important part of the interview--blame the Clintons for everything! :O)
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@arthurchappell (44998)
• Preston, England
7 Oct 18
@GreatMartin my line about left wing conspiracies is a nint to that
@xander6464 (44387)
• Wapello, Iowa
6 Oct 18
He did get the role and you and everyone else now know how to get jobs. Rape and pillage!
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@arthurchappell (44998)
• Preston, England
7 Oct 18
@xander6464 Viking marauders had it right - this is how I picture future Republican job recruitment events to go
Hedley Lamarr (Harvey Korman) interviews canadates for the gang to go Slaughter Rock Ridge..Funny Lines All Thru it..from Mel Brooks' Blazing Saddles 1974 lo...
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@arthurchappell (44998)
• Preston, England
7 Oct 18
@xander6464 true, Mexican bandits would be honest by comparison to the current governing scum
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@xander6464 (44387)
• Wapello, Iowa
7 Oct 18
@arthurchappell That is very close to the Republican process except they don't have as good candidates.
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@celticeagle (168126)
• Boise, Idaho
7 Oct 18
Totally unbelievable that he made it in.
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@LapofLuxx (43)
• Santa Cruz, California
10 Oct 18
I am Pro Trump all the way. However, even I have to admit that there is something foul about all this! God Bless you Trump!
