What is the dumbest way you’ve been injured?

I can proudly say (so far) that I have never broken a bone in the whole of my 78 years on this earth. However I have done many silly things which have caused lesser injuries. Perhaps the most painful was when I leapt over a number of barrels in a pub (the barrels were being used as seats and tables), missed my footing and twisted my ankle badly. I was lucky that I had someone with me who was able to drive me home or I don't know what I should have done because it was 30 or 40 miles back home! That ankle has been my weak spot ever since and I have to take care not to turn it.

@ashuli I injured my finger by getting stuck in something I put my clothes on to dry. My finger got caught in it and could not get out at first.

I thought it was a good idea to drink coffee in the car while my husband was driving. I spilled the coffee on my shirt. The coffee was extremely hot and it went through the shirt and burned the skin on my stomach. Today I still have a scar on my stomach where the coffee hit my skin. I was reading a library book while I was drinking my coffee, it got soaked in coffee and I had to replace it.

I never had any broken bones. But I ran in the rain at a state park. I was running to the parking lot and somehow slipped (don't remember) and rolled down a cliff. I had to have stitches in my head.

a dumba$$ co-worker once let go of his end, causing me to drop the load onto my foot.

I have two good injury stories. Funny thing they both involve my gym suit! The first one was when I was in middle school and Mom dropped us off at school. I was leaning in the car door and my brother slammed the car door on my index finger on my right hand. It was cut open and bled like crazy. I wouldn't drop my bundle because my gym suit was in it and we were having "Gym Locker Inspection" that day and everything had to be just so for the inspection in Physical Education. So my brother had to open the car door. I still bear the scar from that accident. The next accident was again involving my gym suit and locker inspection. I had my books and gym suit under my arm and went into my math class. The chairs were all upon the desk and instead of my putting down my bundle I reached out and grabbed the chair. It tilted back and hit me across the bridge of my nose. It hurt really bad and I thought I had broke my nose. I went up to the math teacher who also was the wood shop teacher, and he saw my nose and started to cry...he had been accident free in his shop for three years and I was the first accident in that three year period...fortunately I didn't break my nose but I spent two hours in the nurse's office with an ice pack on my nose. I had two black eyes for over a week! It was tough saying to people that asked "I dropped a chair on my nose".

About 15 years ago I broke my elbow going into work. Every night for 8-9 years I stepped up the same small curb, went in the same door and never got hurt. One night I stepped up the curb and the tip of my shoe hit the top edge of the curb and I went flying right on my face on the sidewalk. I broke my left elbow and scraped my nose. I couldn't believe that happened to me.

I kicked into my bed frame, fly towards my cabinet, Breaking the handle of my cabinet and ended up with an open wound which I would need to sew up. I also fell on the ground one day while playing football on a raining day. It took me ten minutes to get up.

Its a toss up between sticking a pitchfork into my toe and driving a nail into my thumb. I will let you decide.

I have never had a substantial injury.