He laid her on the table, So white, so clean, so bare. ?????
By shooie
@shooie (4984)
United States
November 28, 2006 12:59pm CST
His forehead wet with beads of sweat, He rubbed her here and there. He touched her neck and then her breast, Then, drooling, felt her thigh. The slit was wet and all was set, He gave a joyous cry. The hole was wide, he looked inside, All was dark and murky. He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms, And then he stuffed the turkey
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Did I beat Salior on this one???? If you are wondering who sailor is he is in my friends list...a very funny guy
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@scooter1024 (1243)
• United States
4 Dec 06
I have read others like these. I love them. Really makes people wonder what your talking about. Their minds really wonder and usualy the wrong way.
@what_now (554)
• Canada
30 Nov 06
geez, and i was scared sh*tless my gf shold not c me reading this!lol nice one
@deadsoul1 (714)
• India
28 Nov 06
good humour.some days ago i recieved same text message on mobile.
goo funny work.
