HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ELVIS, 2019
By Greg
@xander6464 (44422)
Wapello, Iowa
January 8, 2019 5:10pm CST
MyLot Exclusive #116-A
For some reason, I didn't realize it's Elvis' birthday today until my friend @xFiacre told me. I don't know how or why it happened...Maybe it's because people my age tend to forget everything? That theory could be crazy enough to be true.
But, whatever the reason, it happened and now I'm stuck with the problem of how to celebrate E's birthday without turning it into a rerun because he's already had every kind of birthday party you could ever imagine.
Luckily, my greatest talent...Aside from my phenomenal ability to be remarkably modest and humble at all times...is solving unsolvable problems. And this problem is no exception.
I'm going to honor Elvis by dedicating one of his best songs to all my friends in the White House. Especially their leader, Donny No Walls. The main theme is prison and that's where most of them are going.
But it's also for everyone else. Even if you're not going to jail in the near future. And, of course, if you just enjoy role-playing games such as The Sadistic Guard And The Innocent Prisoner.
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@FayeHazel (40243)
• United States
9 Jan 19
Oh cool! Happy birthday Elvis! I hope he's having fun where ever he might be now.
I really like "Little less conversation" that's an overlooked one, I think
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@xander6464 (44422)
• Wapello, Iowa
9 Jan 19
That is a really good one. The next time you come over for popcorn and Mellow Yellow, we should watch Live A Little, Love A Little (It's the movie the song is in).
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@xander6464 (44422)
• Wapello, Iowa
9 Jan 19
@FayeHazel I think that can be arranged! Even two...Or as many as you want.
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@FayeHazel (40243)
• United States
9 Jan 19
@xander6464 Oh cool! I could really use a movie, popcorn mellow yellow night. Might even need a cuddle....
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@xander6464 (44422)
• Wapello, Iowa
9 Jan 19
I would think it would be hard to not be a huge Elvis fan.
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@xander6464 (44422)
• Wapello, Iowa
12 Jan 19
@just4him That was a very mean way to do it.
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The King will live forever!
@arthurchappell (44998)
• Preston, England
9 Jan 19
The perfect song for the Trumpenfuhrer
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@nosleee3134 (214)
• United States
11 Jan 19
If you know Dance moves he was the original creator of the stanky leg "Long live The King"
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@xander6464 (44422)
• Wapello, Iowa
11 Jan 19
I don't know anything about Dance Moves but it's cool that he invented it.
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@xander6464 (44422)
• Wapello, Iowa
15 Jan 19
@nosleee3134 Cool. Is that a dance?
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@nosleee3134 (214)
• United States
15 Jan 19
@xander6464 I invented the cabbage Patch :)
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@Hannihar (130213)
• Israel
29 Jan 19
@xander6464
So if Elvis was alive today how old would he have been?
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@xander6464 (44422)
• Wapello, Iowa
9 Jan 19
He was born in 1935, so 84? If my math is right, 84.
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@FourWalls (69033)
• United States
9 Jan 19
Like they said in DC Cab, I don't work on January 8 'cause that's Elvis' birthday! 
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@xander6464 (44422)
• Wapello, Iowa
9 Jan 19
I knew there was a good reason I took today off !
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