Vanny has won the battle. But I will win the war.

@TheHorse (221297)
Walnut Creek, California
January 11, 2019 8:19pm CST
Vanny (@Vandana7) has decided to take eons to get my latest YouTube video posted. As President of India, I see it as a passive-aggressive act, designed to undermine my power and lead to my fall in the next election (and my fall as a YouTube musician). She also challenged the cleanliness of my pillowcases, claiming that they were more "dull" than they should be. To prove her wrong, I soaked them (all four) in Oxyclean, my goal being to prove to her that my body secretes only ambrosia and nectar, and that my pillow cases are as clean as driven snow. I attach a photo that shows how clean my pillow cases were when soaked in Oxyclean. I would drink that water over ice, wouldn't you? OK, maybe Vanny has won this battle, but I shall win the war. She is evil.
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Namelesss
@Namelesss (3365)
• United States
12 Jan 19
Vanny, no way, remember she is only evil on the inside Remind me to never drink ice water over at your place.
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The Horse
@TheHorse (221297)
• Walnut Creek, California
12 Jan 19
But look at the lovely colour!
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The Horse
@TheHorse (221297)
• Walnut Creek, California
12 Jan 19
@andriaperry I thought that the British spelling might make it look more tasty.
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Angie
@andriaperry (117414)
• Anniston, Alabama
12 Jan 19
LOL
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Judy Evans
@JudyEv (343253)
• Rockingham, Australia
12 Jan 19
No way would I drink that water, no matter what it was over.
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The Horse
@TheHorse (221297)
• Walnut Creek, California
12 Jan 19
Not even over ice? Remember that I secrete only ambrosia and nectar.
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The Horse
@TheHorse (221297)
• Walnut Creek, California
12 Jan 19
@JudyEv And where have you seen the colors of ambrosia and nectar described?
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Judy Evans
@JudyEv (343253)
• Rockingham, Australia
12 Jan 19
@TheHorse The colour of that water doesn't look like ambrosia and/or nectar to me.
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Eva James
@wolfgirl569 (109440)
• Marion, Ohio
12 Jan 19
I wish you luck but I am rooting for her seeing that water.
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Eva James
@wolfgirl569 (109440)
• Marion, Ohio
12 Jan 19
@TheHorse That has been my nickname forever I might as well live by it.
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The Horse
@TheHorse (221297)
• Walnut Creek, California
12 Jan 19
@wolfgirl569 Vanny doesn't respond to me anymore. She has disappeared.
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The Horse
@TheHorse (221297)
• Walnut Creek, California
12 Jan 19
You are evil. Vanny seeks to destroy me.
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RasmaSandra
@RasmaSandra (81462)
• Daytona Beach, Florida
12 Jan 19
More power to you.
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The Horse
@TheHorse (221297)
• Walnut Creek, California
12 Jan 19
Vanny's fangs must be removed.
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vanny
@vandana7 (100800)
• India
12 Jan 19
How mean!!!!!!
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The Horse
@TheHorse (221297)
• Walnut Creek, California
12 Jan 19
@vandana7 I was destined for Priesthood until I met you.
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Angie
@andriaperry (117414)
• Anniston, Alabama
12 Jan 19
Oh No! not my friend @Vandana7 she would never be so mean to tell you that your pillow cases are nasty.
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vanny
@vandana7 (100800)
• India
12 Jan 19
Try me. With Pony only my mean nature surfaces.
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The Horse
@TheHorse (221297)
• Walnut Creek, California
12 Jan 19
@vandana7 But...how can this be?
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The Horse
@TheHorse (221297)
• Walnut Creek, California
12 Jan 19
I would not have thought so.
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Wise Ghost
@WiseGhots (14606)
•
12 Jan 19
Maybe, more power in your hands?
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The Horse
@TheHorse (221297)
• Walnut Creek, California
12 Jan 19
Because of the beauty of my secretions?
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Wise Ghost
@WiseGhots (14606)
•
12 Jan 19
@TheHorse Yeah.
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The Horse
@TheHorse (221297)
• Walnut Creek, California
12 Jan 19
@WiseGhots I like that idea.
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vanny
@vandana7 (100800)
• India
12 Jan 19
Hello, it has already left my desk within 2 hrs after you wrote "brilliant". And I will win both battle and war Pony. I am just habituated to winning. LOL.
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vanny
@vandana7 (100800)
• India
13 Jan 19
@TheHorse She said 16th.
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The Horse
@TheHorse (221297)
• Walnut Creek, California
13 Jan 19
@vandana7 Sigh.
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The Horse
@TheHorse (221297)
• Walnut Creek, California
12 Jan 19
Let's see what happens. Does DJ need to be captured and interrogated?
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Anna
@LadyDuck (472336)
• Switzerland
12 Jan 19
I will let you drink that water as much as you want. If you offer me a whisky, no ice and no water for me, thanks.
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vanny
@vandana7 (100800)
• India
12 Jan 19
My Anna... Me too...he is dehydrated...anything should do.
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vanny
@vandana7 (100800)
• India
12 Jan 19
@LadyDuck You mean I need to dump him in desert? I am willing.
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Anna
@LadyDuck (472336)
• Switzerland
12 Jan 19
@vandana7 Only a man without water in the desert would drink that "brew".
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Greg
@xander6464 (44527)
• Wapello, Iowa
12 Jan 19
As President Of India (Namaste!), I think you are exercising great restraint in not using nukes.
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vanny
@vandana7 (100800)
• India
12 Jan 19
Ah....you forget, it is Prime Minister who has to use restraint.
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Greg
@xander6464 (44527)
• Wapello, Iowa
12 Jan 19
@vandana7 Does the Prime Minister have the final word on everything?
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The Horse
@TheHorse (221297)
• Walnut Creek, California
12 Jan 19
I will consult with my Secretary of War, Vanny.
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Valerie J. Routhieaux
@just4him (318087)
• Green Bay, Wisconsin
12 Jan 19
Vanny has proven herself again. I hope you win the war, but I won't hold my breath. She has many ways you know not of.
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vanny
@vandana7 (100800)
• India
12 Jan 19
And you too Valerie!!! Sigh...I thought you were more of my friend than Pony's...sigh..
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vanny
@vandana7 (100800)
• India
12 Jan 19
@TheHorse Which one is that..
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The Horse
@TheHorse (221297)
• Walnut Creek, California
12 Jan 19
She brags about her fangs, but I secretly fear her other powers.
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Hanni Harel
@Hannihar (130213)
• Israel
14 Jan 19
@TheHorse Is this serious or are you both joking? Are you fighting over pillow cases or what?
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The Horse
@TheHorse (221297)
• Walnut Creek, California
14 Jan 19
Um, you'll have to make the call. She's been nicer since I made her Secretary of War. I am President of India, you know.
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The Horse
@TheHorse (221297)
• Walnut Creek, California
14 Jan 19
@Hannihar Vanny is one of my best MyLot buddies. If we did not constantly give each other a hard time, I'm sure we'd both worry that the other was either ill or had gone mad.
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Hanni Harel
@Hannihar (130213)
• Israel
14 Jan 19
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Nevena Zivkovic
@Nevena83 (65277)
• Serbia
12 Jan 19
Hmmm ... I did not understand this post at all.
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vanny
@vandana7 (100800)
• India
12 Jan 19
Pony wants to drink the water after washing his pillow covers, should he, or should he not. Yes or no. I say yes. We will at least know how human digestive system reacts to it.
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The Horse
@TheHorse (221297)
• Walnut Creek, California
12 Jan 19
I'll let @Vandana7 explain it to you. Heh.
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Nevena Zivkovic
@Nevena83 (65277)
• Serbia
12 Jan 19
@vandana7 Hmmm ... I would not drink that water.
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