Favorite film quotes ever

My all time favourite movie (for now anyway!) is Pirates of the Caribbean. And my favourite quote from it is Capt. Jack Sparrow demanding of Elizabeth: "But WHY is the Rum gone?" Its funny.

From GOOD BAD UGLY: If you wanna shoot..shoot dont talk!

And St. Atilla raised his hand gernade up on high saying "O Lord bless this thy hand gernade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." and the Lord did grin and people did feast upon the lambs and the sloths and carp and anchovies and orang-utans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and... Skip a bit brother... ...Er ...oh, yes... and the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Gernade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it." -Monty Python And The Holy Grail

MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE EVER!!! "Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!" Wizard of Oz.. LOL