I can see the craziness and humor in the offers....

United States
April 11, 2019 4:50pm CST
I get a LOT of spam in my email account. A lot of it is for reverse mortgages, selling my home, refinancing my mortgage and other things involved with financing my home or improving my home. For quite awhile after the fire I would get very upset over the offers, they were like a knife to the heart. Now I am seeing the humor in each of them. After all stop and think about the stupidity of making an offer to someone who doesn't have a house standing anymore. I'm tempted to contact the people who make the offer to make home improvements to my home...at this point in time I could really use the home improvements. Then there is restructuring my existing mortgage in a guideline of what my "home" is valued at right now. They would come out and view my home and give me an on the spot assessment of my value. I would have to take them to the city dump for them to check out the value of my home....they would have to do some serious digging, or they could check out the pictures of the remains I have of the house but they could give me a estimate. I periodically will sit and laugh at the humor in their offers...just like the recent one for a gentleman by the name of "Toni" and her problem with her male member. That one left me rolling on the floor! On that note, those of you who are rolling on the floor can enjoy the rest of the day, for the rest of you who haven't figured out the humor of my female self needing help with her....well anyhow when you figure it all out enjoy your laugh.
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@crossbones27 (49432)
• Mojave, California
22 Apr 19
I would be pretty upset and bitter about that myself, understandable on your part. You did well to turn it into humor. To be fair, our house is falling apart with out a fire. My sister is always joking maybe it will catch fire or get destroyed in a earthquake and then we will make 3 tiny houses, One for her, my brother and I. She calls it starting from scratch.