Burger Goo
By PLETHOS
@Plethos (13581)
United States
May 8, 2019 9:04pm CST
After watching a movie, myself, the GF, and others that went with us to the movie, decided to go to The Habit burger place. It was my first time there so I didn't know what to order. I played it somewhat safe, I ordered a cheeseburger.
It was a good sized charbroiled burger. Nice green lettuce and juicy tomato. The meat was well cooked all the way through. Everything was going okay until I got to the halfway point of the consumption of my burger. That's when it decided to drop bird poop on me.
The sauce that was at one time inside my burger was now dripping down my goatee and onto the front of my shirt. Then onto my lap and eventually the floor. The sauce was now bleeding through the wrapper.
If I had known it was going to be pooping all over me. I would've brought a bib, sterile gloves, and maybe some sanitary wipes.
But, the burger was good.
Photograph- Taken/Owned by me, Plethos
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12 responses
@infatuatedbby (94914)
• United States
9 Sep 19
Before reading your post , I was like mmm this has to be Habit. 
I like to get their bacon burger & onion rings. I always bring hand wipes with me lol!
I like to get their bacon burger & onion rings. I always bring hand wipes with me lol!1 person likes this
@infatuatedbby (94914)
• United States
10 Sep 19
@Plethos In and out is close by to me also
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@Plethos (13581)
• United States
16 Sep 19
@infatuatedbby - the closest fast food place to me is jack in the box. a 2 minute drive.
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@scarlet_woman (23463)
• United States
9 May 19
i hate that.that's like big macs..one of the messiest things on earth to eat.
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@scarlet_woman (23463)
• United States
10 May 19
@Plethos i do love their fries tho..when they don't over salt them.
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@Plethos (13581)
• United States
10 May 19
@scarlet_woman - i wont even drink water from mcdonalds.or use their restroom, id rather poop in my pants. 
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@jvicentevalera (13671)
• Santiago, Chile
9 May 19
the kind of accidents that happen when devouring a burger, It 's happened to me before. But what the heck!
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@Plethos (13581)
• United States
10 May 19
@jvicentevalera - well, its better than you drooling on the burger.
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@GardenGerty (160949)
• United States
9 May 19
Now I want a burger. Not time, though. It is bedtime.
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@TiarasOceanView (70022)
• United States
1 Oct 19
Ah well, it happens to me too.
That burger looks magnificent
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@Letranknight2015 (52079)
• Philippines
9 May 19
I just ate hotdog sandwhich today but this is good, probably gonna make my cholesterol higher
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@andriaperry (117140)
• Anniston, Alabama
9 May 19
That would have been fun to watch while taping and trying not to laugh.
Those are the good burgers that I dont eat anymore.
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creeper... are you stalking me? i think all that rooster viewing on the internet has made your brain turn into ooze. 
@BloggerDi (3113)
• United States
10 May 19
It looks delish. It might be worth the messiness.
Gooey, messy and tasty must certainly be better than too dry and bland.
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@isweartokira (3460)
• United States
11 May 19
ooh that looks like a gooey, yummy mess 
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