Alien space craft in my garden.

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My neighbour, the lady who painted the outside of her house shocking pink, called the police late last night and reported a strange, green glow hovering above my garden. I’m sure the police thought she was drunk, high or crazy or maybe even all three. Anyway it must have been a slack night because they came to investigate. I was still awake reading when they came to my door. If the woman had only asked me about the green light hovering in my garden I would have told her that it was the solar light I bought and hung in a tree. That would also have spared the police a wasted trip, but it was worth it just to see the woman’s embarrassment. I must buy some more of those lights now and hang them all over the place.