#Brokeahontas Is Doing Fine
By Greg
@xander6464 (44182)
Wapello, Iowa
May 15, 2019 11:03pm CST
MyLot Exclusive #186
Nothing to talk about today. Honestly, this is the most topicless day I've ever seen in my 123 years of blogging. It puts me in mind of Saturday, September 11, 1954. The best I could come up with that day was, "Ike made it through another day without another heart attack."
Then I remembered that I couldn't print it because we (The Press) had agreed to keep the heart attacks a secret until long after he left the White House. So I went to Muncie and covered a sock hop. Hold your applause. Pulling miracles like that out of my hat is just what I do.
I made a commitment to you, my 996.7823 million loyal, dedicated, daily readers to come up with at least one sparkling, inspiring, thought-provoking little gem of a post...And many times, many more than one...even when there is nothing to write about. And with God as my witness, come Heck or high water, that is exactly what I shall do!
Is Heck here yet? No? High water? No? That's OK, I guess, since I'd have to do this anyway. So let's get on with it. Today, the way I'm going to turn this sow's ear into a silk purse is to reach across the aisle to my MAGA friends and assure them that they have nothing to worry about.
Through two short videos. Two tiny of pieces of film that will allow them to sleep very easy tonight. This is proof that #brokeahontas is doing fine and by extension, so are you.
OK, you can applaud now. But not too much. I'm a Saint. Not Mick Jagger.
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@xander6464 (44182)
• Wapello, Iowa
17 May 19
You must have missed some of the later posts I made about how we used to do it before there were computers. To summarize: I had to type them out by hand, make copies...Which was very time consuming before the invention of the copier...And then personally deliver them to everyone on Earth myself. I'm still upset at all the credit Santa gets for being hardworking because he only does it one day a year!
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@xander6464 (44182)
• Wapello, Iowa
18 May 19
@just4him You forgot dedicated, hardworking and Saintly!
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@just4him (317040)
• Green Bay, Wisconsin
17 May 19
@xander6464 I recall one of your posts to that effect a while back. Yes, Santa gets a lot of credit for his one night stands. You were resourceful.
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@FayeHazel (40243)
• United States
17 May 19
Brokeahontas? I don't even know what it pertains to but that is funny (if not very pc). Very witty.
Sometimes coming up with topics is tough. Of course you could always tell us about your time travel and how to do it.
But then, that's what I love about writing regularly. It makes you look for writable stuff in the every day. Like yknow tp like one smart person did on here awhile ago lol
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@xander6464 (44182)
• Wapello, Iowa
18 May 19
Trump started calling Elizabeth Warren Pocahontas because he doesn't believe her claims that she is part Native American (Actually he's scared witless of her. Not that he has any wit. There is another, better word I wanted to use but I don't want to get arrested and dragged into MyLot Court again because last time, Judge Judy said the next time she sees me, she's going to give me 20 hours of Community Service and I don't want that. I'll put a link at the bottom in case you want to know more about that Trump/Elizabeth Warren thing) and Bill Maher turned it around on Trump with Brokeahontas after his taxes were released showing that he lost a billion dollars in ten years. It was the #1 trending hashtag on Twitter within an hour---Bill said it in his monologue that night.
Well, I really don't know much about how it's done. I just get in the time machine (Mine looks like a 1981 DeLorean but I also have a work time machine which looks like '75 Pacer and only has an AM radio and no heated seats and don't get me started on that!), start it up and press the buttons for when and where I want to go and it does the rest. It's kind of like my car, I can kind of tell you how the engine works but not really. What I really need is a sense of imagination so I could think up something interesting to say instead of just the boring facts of what happens to me every day.
I want to join that Smart People's Club but they have a lot of dumb requirements like you have to be smart.
Q: Is Sen. Elizabeth Warren part Native American? Is that how she got jobs as a professor at Ivy League law schools? A: Warren has released a report of a DNA test that claims to “strongly support” her statement that she has Native American ancestry, and no
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@xander6464 (44182)
• Wapello, Iowa
20 May 19
@FayeHazel He went bankrupt 6 times and the his taxes that just leaked showed that he lost more than $1 billion over ten years. He is the worst businessman ever. And then there are all his failed businesses. Trump Steaks, Trump Water, Trump Airlines and many many more.
That is another Aquarian Connection. I don't like rules, either. Except when I'm the one making and enforcing the rules but that's a different discussion for a different day and will have to be held somewhere besides MyLot.
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@xander6464 (44182)
• Wapello, Iowa
20 May 19
@FayeHazel It is a very interesting double standard. And, for Trump, it's a complete scam that works. His followers really believe that "I was smart" line. I like to remind them that real and smart billionaires, people like Bill Gates, never go bankrupt. They make costly mistakes sometimes (And they are often immoral and evil but that's a different discussion) and once in a while they even go bankrupt but not six times. And if there is an exception to that rule, I'm sure that whoever it happened to, didn't try to claim that he was just being smart by losing everything. Six times.
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@cupkitties (7421)
• United States
16 May 19
Yep, Idk. If you want to reassure someone it should really be the Hilary humpers. They sure live in a fantasyworld. Every time I see them their eyes are glazed over and they're screaming about athoratarian dictators and orange men.
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@xander6464 (44182)
• Wapello, Iowa
17 May 19
That's true but don't forget to notice what we're doing besides screaming. Things like electing people like AOC and destroying the NRA. And many more. The list is really close to endless.
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@Nakitakona (56486)
• Philippines
16 May 19
I am at loss for I don't know what you're talking about not until I check it who is this brokeahontas. It's a nickname to President Trump. American politicians are used to give nicknames to their fellow politicians.
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@xander6464 (44182)
• Wapello, Iowa
17 May 19
#Brokeahantis was given to Trump by a comedian named Bill Maher and it is the best nickname so far.
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@Nakitakona (56486)
• Philippines
17 May 19
@xander6464 Why do you say so? What's in a name?
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@xander6464 (44182)
• Wapello, Iowa
18 May 19
@Nakitakona Two reasons. It's funny. And it's hyper-accurate.
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