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Surely, this is not true! Or is it? I seldom read newspapers/tabloids. This morning my son brought home a local tabloid; I decided to go over its sports section to find out if the two young Canadian tennis players, Shapovalov and Alissiame, have reached the finals in the tennis tournament in Lyons, France. As I was flipping over the pages of the tabloid, an article with the title - "M WORD IN A RELATIONSIP - May is National Masturbation Day!" caught my interest. O, boy, Canada observes a National Masturbation Day!? The article states that women should encourage their husbands/partners to do a solo flight to heaven when they (wives) are not available for some reasons. Masturbation is an effective way to fight off stress, to improve sleep, higher sexual self-esteem, and it improves circulation to the pelvic region. Whew!