Do You Have Anything In Common With Your Spouse?

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My wife and I have nothing in common. I always go to work early; she does not. I shop at WalMart; she shops at Winners. She eats hard-boiled eggs; I eat scrambled eggs. She overcooks her veggies; I go for half-cooked. I just could not think of anything that we have in common. She loves to talk (bore); I do my best to listen to avoid trouble. She snores; I don't, but sometimes I gnash my teeth (according to her). Even the way we sleep. She sleeps on her left side; I sleep on my right side . . sometimes on my stomach with my butt potruding skyward. She is very superstitious; I am not.. O, here is one thing that I can say we have in common. Both of us eat boiled rice - - but she chooses white rice; I go for brown rice. Even our choice of toothpaste. Hers is colgate; mine is crest. Even brushing our teeth. She brushes her teeth holding them; while I don't because I could not!. We are opposite poles!