Marriage: Where "The Crazy" Roams Free (haha)

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I'm often asked by women who I meet at events, "So what made her "The One"? "She can handle my madness. Cause I'm not right. I'm down right crazy." The look you get when you say that is just well, marvelous. I say that because there is some truth to it - I married a woman that could handle my crazy, and she married me because I could handle her crazy too. We're insanely in love together and when people can't understand that, it's the best defense of a marriage. I cannot do the whole "cheating thing" because no other woman can handle my insanity. I'd get irritated and be done with the whole debacle in minutes. Why? SHE'S TOO SANE. She's not dialed in to my madness. That's why God made Wives and Husbands. He just knew that we needed someone to say the following: "Hey babe, I've got five dollars. Let's blow it at McDonalds." "Honey, that's the craziest idea I've ever heard in our ___ years of marriage. But I'll be there in a few minutes." "Dear, hand me my srunchy so I don't get my hair in the way of punching this person." (huh? what? LOL!) So yes, Marriage and Madness do run alongside each other with flailing hands all while in love and living their best of lives. May it leave people scratching their heads and leaving us alone...Ha!