When is nudity allowed on MyLot?

@TheHorse (220245)
Walnut Creek, California
December 10, 2019 12:46pm CST
I stumbled on an old (something like July 2018) discussion about when nudity is allowed on MyLot. Someone mentioned Michelangelo's David, so I decided to do a post about the statue. Michelangelo created David over a several year period, from 1501 through 1504. Historically, David is famous for slaying a giant, and the story can be found in the Old Testament. Because David was smaller than the Giant he had to use guile (and a slingshot) to defeat his larger foe. I'd have to reread the Biblical accounts of what the story celebrated, but I believe it is intelligence and planning over brawn. It also celebrated David's faith in God. And now I'd like to discuss David's penis. Somewhere along the way, I got involved in a discussion over why David is only "partially" circumcised. As a Jew, he would have been circumcised. Did Michelangelo not do his research? Did he not want to embrace David's Judaism? It turns out that Michelangelo DID do his research, and that circumcision was different in David's day than it is today. Less of the foreskin was removed in those days. When I get home from work, I'm going to do some more research. When did the battle between David and Goliath supposedly occur? In what Bible chapters is the story mentioned? And so on. Here's a fun fact that I just learned this morning: Many statues of David show Goliath's head at David's feet. Michelangelo chose to portray David BEFORE he went into battle with Goliath. The calm in his posture and facial expression shows both his confidence in his methods and his faith in God.
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@JohnRoberts (109846)
• Los Angeles, California
10 Dec 19
I demand equal time for Venus De Milo!
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@TheHorse (220245)
• Walnut Creek, California
11 Dec 19
Can you attach a photo?
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@CarolDM (203422)
• Nashville, Tennessee
10 Dec 19
Hopefully he covered up for the battle days! If he didn't, ouch!
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@TheHorse (220245)
• Walnut Creek, California
11 Dec 19
I really don't know what ancient warriors wore in battle. I've read the Illiad and the Odyssey and other classic works, but my memory is like a sieve.
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@BarBaraPrz (47667)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
10 Dec 19
His posture also shows his teeny tiny peepee... as compared to the size of his hands and feet.
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@TheHorse (220245)
• Walnut Creek, California
11 Dec 19
I doubt pee pees get big when we're heading into battle.
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@TheHorse (220245)
• Walnut Creek, California
11 Dec 19
@andriaperry (117140)
• Anniston, Alabama
11 Dec 19
LMAO! I am laughing SO hard.
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@LadyDuck (472074)
• Switzerland
11 Dec 19
Michelangelo was a devout person when he was young, but later in life he developed a belief in Spiritualism. Of course this was not at all appreciated by Pope Paul IV who condemned him. This is the reason why he wished not to be buried in Rome but in Florence. I also like a lot the David by Donatello, it is a bronze, not a marble statue.
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@LadyDuck (472074)
• Switzerland
11 Dec 19
@TheHorse If I remember well it has a sword in his right hand and the head of Goliath under his left foot.
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@TheHorse (220245)
• Walnut Creek, California
30 Jan 20
@LadyDuck David has some serious "swag" in that rendition. Just checked it out.
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@TheHorse (220245)
• Walnut Creek, California
11 Dec 19
I'll have to check it out.
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@JudyEv (342088)
• Rockingham, Australia
10 Dec 19
I think this is David too. It's in Austria - three d*ckheads!
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@TheHorse (220245)
• Walnut Creek, California
11 Dec 19
He looks a bit more "buff" in this rendition.
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@TheHorse (220245)
• Walnut Creek, California
29 Jan 20
Nice photobomb!
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@JudyEv (342088)
• Rockingham, Australia
30 Jan 20
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@LindaOHio (181721)
• United States
10 Dec 19
I'm with Four Walls. Battle in the buff would have been uncomfortable at best. :-)
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@FourWalls (69008)
• United States
10 Dec 19
@TheHorse — no bacon frying, either!
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@TheHorse (220245)
• Walnut Creek, California
10 Dec 19
I tend not to play softball in the buff.
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@LindaOHio (181721)
• United States
10 Dec 19
@TheHorse Wise choice.
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@ShyBear88 (59347)
• Sterling, Virginia
10 Dec 19
Are you sure they are the same David
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@TheHorse (220245)
• Walnut Creek, California
10 Dec 19
As sure as I can be.
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@FourWalls (69008)
• United States
10 Dec 19
Don’t think David went out into battle in the buff, but you never know!
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@TheHorse (220245)
• Walnut Creek, California
10 Dec 19
Heh. I dunno. But I did read this morning that during the Renaissance it was common to portray heroes of old in the buff.
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@TheHorse (220245)
• Walnut Creek, California
11 Dec 19
@MALUSE I admit to not knowing the thoughts of 16th Century Europeans. But I don't disagree when you state that 21st Century Americans are a bit "prudish."
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@andriaperry (117140)
• Anniston, Alabama
11 Dec 19
Nice art but we need to alter it to make it all more appealing to look at.
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@TheHorse (220245)
• Walnut Creek, California
11 Dec 19
@TheHorse (220245)
• Walnut Creek, California
29 Jan 20
@TheSojourner I think it's a pretty darned good piece of art.
@andriaperry (117140)
• Anniston, Alabama
11 Dec 19
@TheHorse LOL. No they are bigger ya know without being erect.
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@Telynor (1763)
• United States
11 Dec 19
I would think that it's more that Michaelangelo didn't know any Jews as to get a right impression. And any Jewish man wouldn't have posed as a model either, so... My favourite depiction of David is the statue by Bernini -- all movement and fire.
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@TheHorse (220245)
• Walnut Creek, California
11 Dec 19
Can you post a picture? I believe Michelangelo did his research.
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@Telynor (1763)
• United States
11 Dec 19
here you go. It's in the Galleria Borghese in Rome.
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@Telynor (1763)
• United States
11 Dec 19
It should work this time...
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@thelme55 (77165)
• Germany
10 Dec 19
This is a very interesting discussion. I didn´t know that David was a Jew and circumcision is normal in the Jewish religion.
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@TheHorse (220245)
• Walnut Creek, California
11 Dec 19
These things are true. I hope we continue to get interesting comments.
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@TheHorse (220245)
• Walnut Creek, California
12 Dec 19
@thelme55 My sister lived there years ago, and she took me to see it.
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@thelme55 (77165)
• Germany
11 Dec 19
@TheHorse I think I have seen this statue of David when I was in Florence ages ago. At that time I didn´t know that it was this David from the bible story. I hope you will get some interesting comments.
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@porwest (92588)
• United States
11 Dec 19
Interesting discussion, actually. Thanks for sharing.
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@TheHorse (220245)
• Walnut Creek, California
29 Jan 20
De nada.
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@TheHorse (220245)
• Walnut Creek, California
2 Jan 22
Hey, where have you been?