Toilet Paper (A Poem)

@zebra2222 (5268)

United States

March 16, 2020 11:52pm CST

Oh where, oh where did all the toilet paper go? I can't find anywhere. I just see no, no, no. Not in the grocery store. Not in the drug store too. It seems to have vanished. I cry boo hoo! I must find it soon. The crisis is near. I can't wipe my butt. Will you please bring some here. (Okay, I'm not really out of toilet paper yet.)

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5 responses

@Deepizzaguy (103969)

• Lake Charles, Louisiana

17 Mar 20

Thank you for sharing your poem.

@zebra2222 (5268)

• United States

17 Mar 20

You're welcome. I'm doing it for the fun. Not the money.

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@Deepizzaguy (103969)

• Lake Charles, Louisiana

18 Mar 20

@zebra2222 I see your viewpoint.

@topffer (42156)

• France

17 Mar 20

You just need some music to be on the top of the charts

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@Dyvette16 (4301)

• United States

17 Mar 20

I'm sure many can relate, my husband was able to get two packs from a dollar general

@happylife1 (13404)

• Karachi, Pakistan

17 Mar 20

ha ha ah .......nice thoughts

Akaninyene Etuk

@akanetuk (2135)

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17 Mar 20

Tools to stay healthy one of them is the tissue paper