It's A Bit Surreal Out There

@porwest (95461)
United States
April 11, 2020 11:45am CST
Pulling into the Walmart parking lot and stepping out of my truck I heard a voice carrying on the wind. "Thank you for shopping with us today. Be safe and stay healthy. Remember to practice social distancing, and please cooperate with our staff to ensure timely entry into the store. Do not linger. Take only what you need and be respectful of others. If you are feeling sick, please stay at home. Wash your hands often, for at least 20 minutes at a time. Thank you again for shopping at Walmart today. Have a great day." I went toward the entrance and into the barricaded queue, awaiting permission by the masked greeter to enter at my turn. In the store, people moved about somberly, many adorning masks, others not. Everyone seemed mindful of their distance. Perusing the shelves many items were not there. In other aisles, only traces of what was once plentiful were left. People's carts seemed to be fuller than usual. Echoes emitted from the toilet paper aisle as one woman at one end shouted through to someone on the other side that she wanted some ham. Barely a person said hello, and if anyone was smiling it was hard to sense through their facial covers. People seemed unhappy, afraid, and I saw more than a couple people snapping at each other. Husbands to wives, mothers to children, and grandmothers to grandchildren. I found most of what I wanted to get. I did not get any rice. There wasn't any to buy. And while price is normally a big deal for me, I simply picked up what I could and placed it into my cart, not caring a bit at how much it cost. It felt pointless to worry about it. Just a few things to get by for a couple of weeks, I said quietly to myself. I entered the checkout lane, staying behind the placard on the floor reminding me to stay 6 feet from the person in front of me. When it was my turn, I placed my few items on the conveyor belt, paid, and left the store. And when I returned home, I took out all of the items I had bought, and put them away, then quietly went to the sink to wash my hands... For at least 20 minutes as that voice told me to do as I entered the parking lot at Walmart.
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@NJChicaa (121112)
• United States
11 Apr 20
20 minutes? How about 20 seconds.
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@NJChicaa (121112)
• United States
11 Apr 20
@porwest Yes the guidance is to wash hands for at least 20 seconds.
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@porwest (95461)
• United States
12 Apr 20
@NJChicaa Hmm.
@porwest (95461)
• United States
11 Apr 20
Maybe they DID say 20 seconds. But I swear they said 20 minutes. Dammit. I could have gotten something else done in the other 19 minutes and 40 seconds. lol
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@andriaperry (118004)
• Anniston, Alabama
11 Apr 20
LOL. Jim things must be bad there, people around here still talk to you and not many masks. Its good to be me and in Alabama, I would have hugged people! Probably got beaten up.
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@JohnRoberts (109846)
• Los Angeles, California
11 Apr 20
Your neck of the woods sounds so much better. Southerners don't cotton to be told what to do.
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@porwest (95461)
• United States
12 Apr 20
LOL. Jim things must be bad there, people around here still talk to you and not many masks. Its good to be me and in Alabama, I would have hugged people! Probably got beaten up. @andriaperry You'd have been body slammed. lol. Yeah, it was very bleak out there. I actually felt slightly depressed when I got home.
@marlina (154129)
• Canada
11 Apr 20
An ordeal to go out shopping now.
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@porwest (95461)
• United States
13 Apr 20
Based on my Saturday experience I have to say it is. Funny how something so natural like just going to the store for a few things can become so unnatural. Before you'd never give it a second thought. Now you're like, "Is it worth it? Do I REALLY need anything?"
@JudyEv (345099)
• Rockingham, Australia
12 Apr 20
I was going to pull you up over the 20 minutes but apparently it wasn't your mistake!
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@JudyEv (345099)
• Rockingham, Australia
13 Apr 20
@porwest I'd be really stressing over how much water was going down the drain.
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@porwest (95461)
• United States
13 Apr 20
I SWEAR I heard 20 minutes. lol. It does seem like an awful long time to wash your hands though.
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@porwest (95461)
• United States
13 Apr 20
@JudyEv It would be a lot. lol
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@JohnRoberts (109846)
• Los Angeles, California
11 Apr 20
Welcome to Zombieland.
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@yukimori (10149)
• United States
11 Apr 20
That does explain the lack of Twinkies on the shelves...
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@spiderdust (14759)
• San Jose, California
11 Apr 20
@yukimori I did not find Twinkies, but I did find Ho-Ho's!
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@porwest (95461)
• United States
12 Apr 20
Welcome to Zombieland. @JohnRoberts It is honestly starting to feel like that.
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@LindaOHio (183822)
• United States
11 Apr 20
Sounds like a shopping day in a dictator-ruled country. Nothing on the shelves, somber people, lots of rules. :-(
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@porwest (95461)
• United States
12 Apr 20
You know, I had not thought of it that way. But you are right.
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@snowy22315 (184609)
• United States
12 Apr 20
Yup, it's all weird out there. Normal is going to be such a blessing. I don't think we will ever really take it for granted again.
@amadeo (111938)
• United States
11 Apr 20
have not been there for sometime.I need to go there to get some essential personal things.Btu can wait
@arunima25 (88560)
• Bangalore, India
11 Apr 20
It definitely looks and sounds surreal. The situation around the world is unprecedented and unbelievable. I sometimes feel like pinching myself and come out of this bad dream.
@Sojourn (13835)
• India
11 Apr 20
Definitely could be passed as a documentary in a dictator ruled country in the pre-Corona days.
@DocAndersen (54402)
• United States
12 Apr 20
it is the time of change around us.