Oi Pigeon
By DianneN
@DianneN (247184)
United States
April 22, 2020 4:55pm CST
I’m NOT a poet, but I have been inspired by a title with no poem attached by @WorDazza and a chuckle out loud from @Corbin5.
Title: Oi Pigeon, Don’t Poop on my Panels
Oi pigeon, don’t poop on my panels
For fear I need rush in my flannels
To soak, brush, wash, and spray
It just may ruin my day
Intended for the TV channels
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19 responses
@much2say (56226)
• Los Angeles, California
22 Apr 20
What a poopy poem 
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I had a pet pigeon in my early teen years . . . its name was Po-Po (which is the Japanese "sound" that they say pigeons make). I never called my pets by their name . . . I always gave them a nickname . . . and I called my pigeon Poopy (pronounced more like Pee-ew-Pee) .
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I had a pet pigeon in my early teen years . . . its name was Po-Po (which is the Japanese "sound" that they say pigeons make). I never called my pets by their name . . . I always gave them a nickname . . . and I called my pigeon Poopy (pronounced more like Pee-ew-Pee) .4 people like this
@much2say (56226)
• Los Angeles, California
22 Apr 20
@DianneN My dad built Poopy a house that sat on top of the swamp cooler thing - so Poopy was free to poop there or wherever else in the yard. Poopy would go on our shoulders though . . . it may have pooped on my clothes a few times 
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It is a poopy poem!
What a coincidence that you had a pigeon named Poopy. Lol!
I hope you didn’t let it sit on your panels.
@Alexandoy (65308)
• Cainta, Philippines
22 Apr 20
We had a pigeon inside our home for 5 years. Our sofa was its toilet.
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I can imagine, but why?
@lovinangelsinstead21 (36850)
• Pamplona, Spain
23 Apr 20
That is really funny and he writes very well.
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@moffittjc (121738)
• Gainesville, Florida
23 Apr 20
@DianneN You did a poop-tacular job!
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@kobesbuddy (78871)
• East Tawas, Michigan
22 Apr 20
I love your poem! The seagulls are awful, too. They dive bomb my car at least once a week
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@kobesbuddy (78871)
• East Tawas, Michigan
23 Apr 20
@DianneN Orville looks forward to spending every winter, with you and hubby:)
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@LindaOHio (182343)
• United States
23 Apr 20
I love it. You should dedicate a poem to Orville.
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@LindaOHio (182343)
• United States
23 Apr 20
@DianneN Aw, c'mon. The next one will be easy.
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@YrNemo (20255)
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24 Apr 20
@DianneN You should see them pigeons shooting almost daily at the windscreen and handles of my car! I am angry with them birds but too poor to build a garage or a roof over my car (I did ask for a quote, but knowing my talent in driving, I might just run straight into those new posts/legs of my new carport - or walls of the new garage....)
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@DocAndersen (54402)
• United States
23 Apr 20
Ode to a pigeon that did not listen
now on my deck
your poop will not glisten
you sadly aloof, did not listen
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@DocAndersen (54402)
• United States
23 Apr 20
@DianneN it can in fact, there are some I love and will tolerate cleaning up after
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@JWMILLER (3275)
• Westmoreland, Tennessee
22 Apr 20
I remember bird poop on my shoulder decades ago now, in from of Cartier's (the jewelry place, not sure of spelling) in Venice, just off St. Mark's Plaza.
