Thursday, 21 May 20
By Bensen32
@Bensen32 (27610)
United States
May 21, 2020 12:06pm CST
Hello,
This morning I did my new ritual in the morning, I made myself a piece of toast and sat down to read Yahoo News feed. Let me first say if your looking for unbiased news or even well written news this is not the place to come but if your looking for a few laughs you should check it out.
Some of the stories are just unbelievable. Here are just some of the headlines that must be todays top news stories we all need to know and that are very important to know.
“Kim Kardashian is out here wearing assless leather chaps in Quarantine” Umm, what? Why and who cares?
“Lili Reinhart just wore the bikini trend Jennifer Lopez also loves” Who? Since when is someone wearing a bikini news?
“A Florida block party that drew 3,000 people got shut down amid violence, calls of racism” Oddly enough this started as a memorial to a man who got shot in this neighborhood by another for the neighborhood.
“Nearly 200 people arrested, two shot during ‘Go topless Jeep weekend’” I guess Texas couldn’t contain the crazy either.
This one really gets me…
“Woman ‘knocked to the ground and injured’ by bison at Yellowstone, two days after national park’s reopening” The first sentence of the article says. “Two days after Yellowstone National Park reopended amid the coronavirus outbreak, the park reported its first bison-related injury of the year.
I think what the report should say is we had our first idiot-related injury of the year. Right in the first paragraph it says the was “knocked to the ground and injured by a bison after approaching the animal too closely”
In case you never been to one of the national parks, there are signs everywhere that tell you to be careful of the wild life, to stay at least 25 yards from the wild life, wild life is unpredictable, be safe and stay away from the animals, they are just everywhere. Not to mention, shouldn’t you have enough common sense to stay away from them? So if you get to close and you get hurt that is on you.
Well hope you all enjoy your day.
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@ScribbledAdNauseum (104628)
• United States
21 May 20
Ah, news... Proving to me that idjeets live among us..
But seriously, who cares about what celebrity does what?
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@ScribbledAdNauseum (104628)
• United States
21 May 20
@Bensen32 I also don't think they should be weighing in on politics, not unless they have some sort of political science degree!
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@Bensen32 (27610)
• United States
21 May 20
@ScribbledAdNauseum Or at least give me an unbiased opinion and state that is it an opinion not based on any facts.