What Did I Steal This Time

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I never steal anything and I just persuade them. Look at the bottle of whiskey, so much dust. Give it to me, you know I will appreciate it and treat it right. My one friend always says hide your liquor when I come around, but my other friend is much cooler. He is like I can afford it and I know how to keep this guy happy. Leave a few bottles out and homie can help himself to where he feels comfortable. I am not one of those social butterflies, need a bit of help to get going. I go, my buddy looking out for me, how cool is that? So no need to persuade and had beer at home anyway, but what did I steal? A cigar. He likes his cigars, Al Pachino in Scarface. Sitting on his patio, damn look what I actually accomplished at the age of 42 smoking his Cigar. Hells yeah, buddy, you did well and so proud of you because you did it the right way. Smoke one with me, I am not a big Cigar person. I smoke cigarettes but never got into Cigars. Time to go home, taking this with me as I barely smoked it. Still sitting in my personally made ash tray.. I do not even know why I have that. I never smoke in the house, just in case I guess. I keep seeing it. but go eh, maybe later.