Female Version of Dr. Dolittle

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I sure wish I could talk to the animals around here. They all meow or grunt at me and I have no idea what they are saying. If I knew how to talk to them that would be awesome because then every day I would have plenty of them to talk to. Among the inside and outside cats, there is Tux the main man who loves to sleep on my porch and demands mild. I know he had a lot of stories to tell. Then there is his daughter Silky a thin gray cat whose face greatly reminds of the character from Star Wars Yoda. She is always running into my place and then looking up and screaming in my face. I know she gets fed downstairs but she seems to want something and I can never figure out what it is. All of this is rounded off by Flufkins a cat with a fluffy tail who showed up one day and never left. He also comes occasionally to sti on the chair on my porch and meows at me. I know he has stories to tell as well. The possum who comes at night could tell me bedtime stories but all I get out of him is a flapping of the mouth, I hear no sound but he is always glad to have a handout like a boiled egg. Oh, yes, I almost forgot the squirrel that comes for bread and also loves potato peels and some potato itself, That is the animal population around here. I wonder if there is a course online about speaking to animals I do know you can learn just about anything online. Time to start singing - if I could squeak and squawk with the animals...