limericks by jabo

Found My Calling?

@jaboUK (64354)

United Kingdom

October 27, 2020 6:45am CST

My former good looks are long gone as now I'm a long way from young I'd need a physician perhaps a magician in order to right what is wrong. I know that I'll never be rich but perhaps I'll find my own niche if I get a black cat and a big pointy hat I could be the neighbourhood witch.

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@JudyEv (341824)

• Rockingham, Australia

27 Oct 20

I came up with two replies and was so pleased with my little self that I've added both.

You’ll need a broom of course (A witch can’t ride a horse) I have one spare Or even a pair If you can’t find another source A witch you never could be You’re much too nice you see So forget the cat Just sit and chat While I make you a nice cup of tea.

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@jaboUK (64354)

• United Kingdom

27 Oct 20

Thanks Judy, those are both absolutely brilliant! It's kind that you offer a broom for that will dispel any gloom I'll soar up on high far up in the sky away from all troubles I'll zoom.

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@HannahKusKus (4025)

• Semarang, Indonesia

27 Oct 20

very good

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@JudyEv (341824)

• Rockingham, Australia

27 Oct 20

@jaboUK Vince (husband) calls my broom cupboard my garage!

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@LadyDuck (472004)

• Switzerland

27 Oct 20

Very good one Janet, but you are too pretty to become a witch so: Forget about the back cat, stay here and you will have no regret we can share a treat that would be neat stay inside and avoid to get wet.

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@LadyDuck (472004)

• Switzerland

27 Oct 20

Thank you to invite me, I am coming and I will bring the black cat of the neighbors.

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@jaboUK (64354)

• United Kingdom

27 Oct 20

@LadyDuck Great!

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@jaboUK (64354)

• United Kingdom

27 Oct 20

Well Scar has been offered to me he'll ride on my broomstick for free would you like to come too? such a fun thing to do and then we'll come down for some tea.

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Belle Starr (Iz)

@BelleStarr (61102)

• United States

28 Oct 20

Does your nose have a wart? Your ambition that may thwart You can ride on a stick If you are rather slick But I’m not sure it’s all that smart A girl with a bucket of water Could cut your life shorter A puddle you’ll be A sorry sight to see A calling perhaps find another

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@jaboUK (64354)

• United Kingdom

28 Oct 20

Bravo Iz! It may be I've not thought this through my decision perhaps I will rue I haven't a wart and don't want to be caught by that girl throwing water, that's true

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@DianneN (247186)

• United States

27 Oct 20

Such fun! I would love to join in, but it's way too early for me this morning. I just returned from a walk and haven't had my morning coffee!

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@jaboUK (64354)

• United Kingdom

27 Oct 20

Thanks for finding this fun Dianne - enjoy your coffee.

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@DianneN (247186)

• United States

27 Oct 20

@jaboUK And thank you! I still haven't had it.

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Valerie J. Routhieaux

@just4him (317249)

• Green Bay, Wisconsin

27 Oct 20

I love it! Thanks for the chuckle.

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@jaboUK (64354)

• United Kingdom

27 Oct 20

It pleases me that I gave you a chuckle, thanks

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@jaboUK (64354)

• United Kingdom

27 Oct 20

@just4him Judy came up with some great lines didn't she?

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Valerie J. Routhieaux

@just4him (317249)

• Green Bay, Wisconsin

27 Oct 20

@jaboUK You did and I read the other added verses. The chuckle just kept coming.

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@HannahKusKus (4025)

• Semarang, Indonesia

27 Oct 20

never worried about the richness poor is not sadness as far as you can be a witch the happiness will come with

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@jaboUK (64354)

• United Kingdom

27 Oct 20

Thank you for that sweet poem Hannah.

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@jaboUK (64354)

• United Kingdom

28 Oct 20

@HannahKusKus We all love a trier

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@HannahKusKus (4025)

• Semarang, Indonesia

28 Oct 20

@jaboUK I just tried, feel free if you are laughing on

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@snowy22315 (182009)

• United States

27 Oct 20

There ya go!!!

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@jaboUK (64354)

• United Kingdom

27 Oct 20

Yes, you'll have to be careful what you say to me - I might just put a spell on you

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@jaboUK (64354)

• United Kingdom

28 Oct 20

@eileenleyva (27560)

• Philippines

27 Oct 20

Oh my! My daughter suggested that with my dill and ginger and oregano leaves, I could concoct a healing potion to give to neighbors. My daughter added also, given my long silvery strands, I only need a pointed hat and be the neighborhood witch.

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@eileenleyva (27560)

• Philippines

27 Oct 20

Yes. Will be happy to be one.

Will begin this Halloween.

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@jaboUK (64354)

• United Kingdom

27 Oct 20

Haha - you be a witch in the Philippines, I'll be one in England

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changjiangzhibin89

@changjiangzhibin89 (16787)

• China

27 Oct 20

I love reading your limerick.However I only have vague memories about the tale of witch and black cat.

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changjiangzhibin89

@changjiangzhibin89 (16787)

• China

28 Oct 20

@jaboUK You can in no way be compared to witches,you are kindly and amiable.

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@jaboUK (64354)

• United Kingdom

27 Oct 20

Thanks for liking this Chang. All witches are supposed to have a black cat and a broomstick

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@jaboUK (64354)

• United Kingdom

28 Oct 20

@changjiangzhibin89 Thank you my friend

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@marlina (154131)

• Canada

27 Oct 20

Cute, cute and the comments too,

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@marlina (154131)

• Canada

1 Nov 20

@jaboUK . Just a bit???

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@jaboUK (64354)

• United Kingdom

1 Nov 20

@marlina Ok, a lot

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@jaboUK (64354)

• United Kingdom

27 Oct 20

Thanks, we're having a bit of fun here Marlina

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@thelme55 (77168)

• Germany

27 Oct 20

Awesome! I love this. I could go with you this Halloween. Scaring children.

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@jaboUK (64354)

• United Kingdom

27 Oct 20

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@jaboUK (64354)

• United Kingdom

27 Oct 20

Ha - we'll make a team! You got a pointy hat?

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@thelme55 (77168)

• Germany

27 Oct 20

@jaboUK Yes, we would be. I can make a pointy hat.

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@FayeHazel (40243)

• United States

27 Oct 20

LOL oh dear

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@jaboUK (64354)

• United Kingdom

27 Oct 20

Oh dear indeed - being a witch is all that's left for me

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@jaboUK (64354)

• United Kingdom

29 Oct 20

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@FayeHazel (40243)

• United States

29 Oct 20

@jaboUK Yeah, but something more like Glenda the good witch of the north! Besides I haven't seen any mean witches with neon hair

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Kumukyawa Bess liz

@Kumukyawaliz (476)

• Kampala, Uganda

27 Oct 20

Hahaha lucky you

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@jaboUK (64354)

• United Kingdom

27 Oct 20

Thanks for reading this, I appreciate it

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Kumukyawa Bess liz

@Kumukyawaliz (476)

• Kampala, Uganda

27 Oct 20

@jaboUK always welcome

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27 Oct 20

??????. That's your calling. Good luck.

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@jaboUK (64354)

• United Kingdom

27 Oct 20

Thanks, I'll need good luck if I'm to be a witch

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27 Oct 20

@jaboUK ??????????

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@shaggin (72190)

• United States

27 Oct 20

So clever. I will perhaps join you in finding a black hat and black cat if it will turn me back a few years to say 26 or so.

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@jaboUK (64354)

• United Kingdom

27 Oct 20

Oh I wish that too! That would be a great spell - I'd use it on myself first of course!

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@prinzcy (32305)

• Malaysia

27 Oct 20

I have a black cat. I think I might be witch too

(wait, that doesn't rhyme at all...)

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@jaboUK (64354)

• United Kingdom

27 Oct 20

Lol - it doesn't have to rhyme, thank you for your fun response

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@moirai (2853)

• Philippines

27 Oct 20

Awesome! You can start this coming Halloween, and never look back...

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@jaboUK (64354)

• United Kingdom

27 Oct 20

Yep, getting myself geared up for halloween

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@rakski (125891)

• Philippines

27 Oct 20

I hope you can find your broom so you can visit us all in a zoom!

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@jaboUK (64354)

• United Kingdom

27 Oct 20

Thanks for replying with a rhyme rakski

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@rakski (125891)

• Philippines

28 Oct 20

@jaboUK you welcome!!!

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@JESSY3236 (20046)

• United States

27 Oct 20

lol nice poem.

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@jaboUK (64354)

• United Kingdom

27 Oct 20

Thanks, I'm pleased that you like it

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@CarolDM (203422)

• Nashville, Tennessee

27 Oct 20

You could never be a witch. I have a black cat but he is a teddy bear and my baby.

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@jaboUK (64354)

• United Kingdom

27 Oct 20

Lol - thanks Carol. JJ offered me the loan of Scar

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