SMASH THE CLAY JAR OF DELUSION!!!!!!! (MyLot Exclusive #230)

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Many people are saying that I am having a bad week. Just because I found out (Officially but it was no surprise because we have all known since 2016) on Saturday that I'm going to be unemployed in January...Oh, if you're new here, I should explain that I'm the Most Famous Member Of The Trump Administration You've Never Heard Of. I am the Secretary Of Common Sense, Decency And Not Letting The President Say, Do Or Tweet Anything Stupid...And please, don't go on and on about what a good job I've done. It was a pleasure to serve. Just go to my Patreon and/or my OnlyFans and leave a big tip. But if you use OnlyFans, don't tell my friend Tucker because it really triggers him and he's already having hourly nervous breakdowns. Anyway, the point is that I'm not having a bad week at all (Unless you count what's going on in the Senate and House along with many others and due to time constraints, we aren't counting any of them). It's not just that I don't need this lousy job in the first place but it's also because I just made a bundle in the market. Back in August, I bought Pardon and Arrest Warrant futures (They're just like corn or soybean futures, see your broker for further details. And my friends at the SEC want me to remind you to invest with your head, not over it) and today they are worth a fortune. Truckloads of pardons are being delivered to the White House hourly and meanwhile, or Quarantine-While, as my friend Steve says, truckloads of arrest warrants are being delivered to state, local and federal authorities in New York, New Jersey, Florida, California, Virginia and many others. So, don't cry for me, America. I'm doing fine. But, I could always use another yacht. So make those Patreon and OnlyFans tips YUGE! I bigly appreciate it!