Give me Trump, if you don’t want him!

November 16, 2020 1:25pm CST
I could utilize Trump until 2024 - when he will return back to you for reconsideration. In the interim, he will be employed to make my wallet great again, and to be my official spokesman on all public matters; so that he could stay fresh and remain in the limelight. I will keep you updated on his performance via mylot, as I know that so much of you have an intense love/hate relationship with the man.
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@db20747 (43440)
• Washington, District Of Columbia
16 Nov 20
I hope he makes my wallet great again before January!
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@NJChicaa (120065)
• United States
16 Nov 20
You are welcome to him
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@xander6464 (44387)
• Wapello, Iowa
11 Dec 20
I guess if you don't run a real estate business or a hotel or a casino or a steak company or a vodka company or...well, he's failed at many things but I'm sure he'll be good at whatever work you have for him. One word of caution, remember, he owes Russian Oligarchs over $400 million and when they can't collect, they like to shoot first and take aim later. So please wear a bullet-proof vest and never stand too close to Donny.
6 Dec 20
He'll stay President of the United States! He never received Presidential salary, as well.
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@xander6464 (44387)
• Wapello, Iowa
11 Dec 20
Keep the faith, Mrs. Josh! Everyone else is abandoning him!
@xander6464 (44387)
• Wapello, Iowa
11 Dec 20
@everwonderwhy It is? Did you see what John Cornyn said?...Wait, I don't mean to be argumentative...when I said everyone, it was an exaggeration. There are still around 600 or people who are standing by him.
11 Dec 20
@xander6464 False second statement. Give up now, xander.
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@porwest (92463)
• United States
4 Dec 20
Being a very strong supporter of my president, Donald J. Trump, you have my ears and eyes, sir. AND my interest.
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16 Nov 20
Well, this is definitely baiting for attention! Hey, not knocking you for it. But, I'd think twice about deeply admiring men of such ill-gotten gains.
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5 Dec 20
@Berniezeitler I never said anything about supporting Biden. I think both Trump and Biden are terrible choices. Neither of them will support policies that are helpful to "most" of the country. If they did, they would be figuring out ways to proactively address the significant issues we are facing with advancing technology. Instead, they are building on the policies of their predecessors without addressing the fallout from those policies.
6 Dec 20
@Berniezeitler You got that right, Amigo BernieZ! President Trump is the BEST that ever happened to USA.