Um, is my wife trying to tell me something?
By Clint Perry
@cperry2 (5608)
Newport, Oregon
November 24, 2020 12:25pm CST
Last week my desktop computer bit the dust. I knew this was coming, the hard drive sent out error messages that warned me about a month ago. So all my data has been moved to a safe place, but the computer finally died. I took over an old computer my wife no longer used to fill in until I can get a replacement. This morning I found this photo in her pictures.
Yep, that's me in the shark. Is my wife trying to say something?
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It's cold now, it would not be funny to be pushed in the ocean.@cperry2 (5608)
• Newport, Oregon
25 Nov 20
@LadyDuck Where I live the ocean is always cold. 53 degrees F (11 degrees C) during the summer months. That would not be a good thing. Coast Guard says most people would lose consciousness in about 15 minutes -- a maximum of 1 hour. I would guess that people who train in that cold of water could last longer.
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@DaddyEvil (137634)
• United States
25 Nov 20
Uhm... I suggest you stop walking along the beach with her until you apologize for whatever you've done over the last however many years, Clint! 
I was going to say she was just playing around, but really, do be careful. 
I was going to say she was just playing around, but really, do be careful. 1 person likes this
@DaddyEvil (137634)
• United States
26 Nov 20
@cperry2 BTW, are you a book reader or movie watcher?
Try these links: b-ok.cc for free ebooks and couchtuner.cam for free streaming movies/tv series.
At least with these links, you might keep her too entertained to think about feeding you to a shark. 
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@cperry2 (5608)
• Newport, Oregon
26 Nov 20
@DaddyEvil Oh, we have her covered on that. My oldest daughter is sharing their accounts on Disney and Hulu and Netflix with her. So she is kept occupied enough that she doesn't have a lot of time to plan diabolical plots to rid herself of me. At least that's what she lets me believe.
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@cperry2 (5608)
• Newport, Oregon
25 Nov 20
I did. I took my laptop in and showed her the post. When she stopped laughing, she reminded me the photo was from a trip to Corpus Christi Texas where an aquarium had a board with a shark on it, there was a hole in the mouth and I posed for the photo. I did not remember it at first. But after thinking about it I remembered.
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@cperry2 (5608)
• Newport, Oregon
25 Nov 20
It would be a good warning. Maybe she does have a homicidal streak that she's kept hidden over the past 48 years.
