Coffee Chat - An Early Morning Whine

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Good Morning friends. How are you all? How many of my American friends are suffering from a Turkey Hangover today? Did any of you guys go Black Friday shopping? Any amazing deals out there? I don't do the Black Friday shopping. All of my Christmas Shopping is already done. But I do have to go out and work tonight, same as always. I just hope the craziest of the shopping has been finished before I go in. Personally I'm not having a good start to my day, so you can feel free to just answer the questions and ignore the rest if you want... This morning I woke up soaking wet with sweat, with a throbbing headache and what feels like the beginnings of a sinus infection. When I stood up my back popped and now I feel like my upper half and my lower half are trying to remove themselves from each other right where my back meets my rear. I wrestled my way past the killer attack cat, (who bit BOTH of my feet this morning), and into the bathroom where I find out it also feels like I'm brewing a UTI. So, I've not even had a cup of coffee yet, my youngest has asked 2,349 questions including "Do I talk without stopping to breath?" and "Will my brain ever run out of words to say?" Which makes me think he's asking non-stop questions just to be annoying. My oldest is having growing pains for which I gave him some children's Tylenol. (And that was probably the easiest part of the day) My husband, who regularly says "I hopes it rains on Friday" because he hates Black Friday actually started complaining about the fact that it was raining. Somehow that turned into a political rant. So after the 27th Biden rant from my husband this week, in which he is still blaming Clinton for stuff that "Trump would have fixed if he got a second term" I told him what I thought. He told me I was wrong and just needed to listen to him. I told him I didn't appreciate him negating everything I say as if I were an idiot, and he told me "Go F**K yourself" cause, you know, maturity and all that. So, I'm in a bit of pain this morning, and in a bad mood now and not looking forward to the rest of the day. Can I just fast-forward to 2021 now?