How Could She Do That?
By Jabo
@jaboUK (64354)
United Kingdom
March 6, 2021 7:05am CST
I got some flowers from a friend, I wondered how she'd guessed
of all the flowers in the world they were what I liked best.
I welcomed her said please come in, we'll have some tea and buns
the flowers that you've brought for me are all my favourite ones.
We chatted while we had our tea, then she said with a laugh
"those flowers that you like so much came from your garden path.
I thought their beauty wasted there so picked them to bring in
they'll look much better in your house" she said with silly grin.
Let's get this right - she's telling me that flowers I have grown
she's picked herself to give to me so are in fact my own?
Now I'm someone who likes my blooms to stay where they belong
and that's outside in sun and rain where they grow sweet and strong.
When she disclosed what she had done I couldn't even speak
I knew that she had meant no harm but what a sodding cheek!
True Story. 'Sodding' is a mild British swear word.
Photo of my garden last summer.
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39 responses
@marguicha (223069)
• Chile
6 Mar 21
If we want to be nice, we can think that she is stupid. But she has even stolen from your house!
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@marguicha (223069)
• Chile
7 Mar 21
@jaboUK Nit criminal, but quite stupid. That´s more than just being silly.
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@1creekgirl (41441)
• United States
6 Mar 21
I can't believe someone would even think of doing that! Loved your poem.
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@lovinangelsinstead21 (36850)
• Pamplona, Spain
6 Mar 21
Very clever poem Jan.
Soddin cheek is not the word, maybe I could say flippin cheek instead.
I would not be happy at all about that for starters but I would laugh after she went trhough the door at her actions even though its not funny at all that is if it was me of course.
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@lovinangelsinstead21 (36850)
• Pamplona, Spain
7 Mar 21
@jaboUK
She was probably appreciating those lovely flowers you have there but in another way.
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@allknowing (136481)
• India
6 Mar 21
Was it before or after the tea session that you came to know about this? (lol)
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@allknowing (136481)
• India
7 Mar 21
@jaboUK Very mean of her. She did not even ask before performing that dastardly act I only hope no one plucks that sole marigold that has bloomed in my garden. I want it to produce seeds (lol)
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@jaboUK (64354)
• United Kingdom
7 Mar 21
@allknowing Marigolds are good at self-setting.
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@LeaPea2417 (37355)
• Toccoa, Georgia
7 Mar 21
I would never do that to a friend or neighbor!
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@jstory07 (139743)
• Roseburg, Oregon
6 Mar 21
Your garden looks really pretty. i hope to get flowers growing in our garden again. A gopher pulled all of our into the ground before we figured out what he was doing and chased him away with cayenne pepper. I did not want to kill him just chase him away.
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@garymarsh6 (23404)
• United Kingdom
6 Mar 21
Oh my word! Church for you tomorrow and three bloody Mary's!
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@MarshaMusselman (38865)
• Midland, Michigan
6 Mar 21
Shame on her. Good poem though.
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