This Week's Sermon (MyLot Exclusive #417)

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Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. The mediocre mind is incapable of understanding the man who refuses to bow blindly to conventional prejudices and chooses instead to express his opinions courageously and honestly. ----------Albert Einstein The naysayers are still saying nay. The nattering nabobs of negativism are still being negative. The Dishonest Corrupt Fake Bed-Wetting Liberal Media is up to its' usual tricks. They are all still saying that giving up God for Lent was the worst idea anyone ever had. That is why I am systematically proving them wrong. By forcing everyone who knows the truth to sign NDA's, sealing all records and threatening to sue them into oblivion if they talk about anything---I think Mother Teresa is the first person I'm going to blow up with the Krakken lawsuit bomb! It's called transparency! Many people are calling it that. They never did before. But right after I invented the word, "transparency," they all started using it. And it's all so you would know the Truth! Giving up God for Lent was the smartest, most successful idea I ever had! It's even better than my hyper-good Children's Orange Flavored Breakfast Vodka that the regulation crazy Democrats tried to kill! But they couldn't! It's still the best-selling vodka on the market! Just ask anyone, as long he's me! Because everyone else has been silenced! ~~~AMEN~~~