Kamikazi Pigeons
By Jabo
@jaboUK (64354)
United Kingdom
March 22, 2021 3:54pm CST
Pigeons keep flying into my windows, sometimes killing themselves, sometimes not. I've had four do this in the last few weeks, one on the living room window, the rest on the upstairs bedrooms.
I could understand them crashing onto my living room windows as there are large ones both ends, so they could conceivably think they could fly through, but that's not the case upstairs.
One made a real mess on my front bedroom window which is so wide that I can't reach it from the inside. I could almost get to it with the kitchen mop but not quite.
It will have to be cleaned from the outside using a ladder, but I'm afraid my ladder days are long gone. I'll have to get a professional window cleaner to do it.
Pesky pigeons!
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@Tampa_girl7 (50080)
• United States
23 Mar 21
We have a lot of birds, but I don’t recall one ever flying into our windows.
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@jaboUK (64354)
• United Kingdom
23 Mar 21
@Tampa_girl7 I don't have any lizards here, though we do have the gardeners' friend - hedgehogs.
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@Tampa_girl7 (50080)
• United States
23 Mar 21
@jaboUK I have an occasional lizard on my window screen looking in at us.
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@BelleStarr (61102)
• United States
23 Mar 21
That is awfully strange, where are the pigeons coming from? A neighbor with pigeons?
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@BelleStarr (61102)
• United States
23 Mar 21
@jaboUK I have never seen A pigeon except in London. I guess they are not indigenous here in New England. or at least not near me.
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@MALUSE (69373)
• Germany
23 Mar 21
@BelleStarr We see pigeons in the centres of all German towns where it's easy for them to find food. There is a small shop in the pedestrian precinct of our town where hot dogs and French fries are sold. One can eat inside or sitting at tables outside when it is warm enough. You have pigeons walking under the tables all the time waiting for a French fry to fall down. They may even jump onto the tables and steal one. But there are also crazy people who feed them although it is forbidden.
I know a woman living in the house opposite. She told me that she and her family once went on holiday but forgot to close the window of the bathroom completely. It had stayed open a bit. The pigeons who drove her and her family crazy sitting on the window sills cooing all day long had discovered this. When they came back after three weeks, they found the bathroom full of sh*t!
One can argue that this is what a bathroom is for but scratching off three-week-old bird sh*t is no pleasure.
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@TheHorse (217891)
• Walnut Creek, California
23 Mar 21
Dumb pigeons? My piano song Little Bird is inspired by a sparrow who decided to do the same thing at my friend's house. I was able to save the little guy from interested kitties. He eventually flew off. Have you seen/heard it? There's a picture of me with a dazed sparrow on my finger at the end.
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@TheHorse (217891)
• Walnut Creek, California
23 Mar 21
@jaboUK No, they just tend to drop to the ground with a broken neck. My brother lost a canary that way. My parakeet survived my open curtains for many years when I was a kid. I'll attach the song if I can find it. The slide of me with the sparrow is near the very end.
"LittleBird" Composition And Piano by Colin H. SacksSound Recorded by - Michael StenbergLike and subscribe for more songs and videos... :)
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@sunrisefan (28524)
• Philippines
23 Mar 21
I've read a news article about a request to high rise buildings in the U.S. for them to put out their lights at a specific time period during the night because thousands of migratory birds passing through certain areas die because they smash through the windows because of the light coming from the inside. The birds think they can pass through or they see the reflection of the sky. I just can't remember the specific states where the request has been addressed to. Many have complied though.
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@sunrisefan (28524)
• Philippines
23 Mar 21
@jaboUK Yes, found the article interesting too, Janet, because it said that birds by the hundreds of thousands die smashing into windows of tall buildings along their migration flight path.
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@owlwings (43910)
• Cambridge, England
22 Mar 21
This used to happen quite often at our previous house where we had a conservatory with large windows and a sparrow hawk used to occasionally chase the pigeons our of the trees in the garden. I think that the pigeons, seeing the reflection of the trees and the sky, simply think that its a place they can escape to safety and blunder into the windows leaving a greasy angel smear. Sometimes they break their necks (and the hawk gets his dinner).
Since we have lived in our current house (which is in a city-village and not really near any fields) the pigeons seem to be more aware and we haven't had any incidents except for a stray pheasant which somehow managed to fly into the window of our neighbour's upstairs flat, broke its neck and fell onto the ground below. My neighbour looked at it and didn't want to deal with it so he gave it to me. I didn't much want to deal with it, either - the whole business of plucking and drawing a bird is outside of my comfort zone - so, after asking around, I took it to a local butcher who agreed to do it for me.
A day or so later, I picked up the bird. Birds without their feathers are a lot smaller than you think and this was no bigger than you'd imagine a largish crow to be! There wasn't a lot of meat on it. Anyway, I cooked it, relieved it of the flesh and, with quite a lot of help from some liver, made a paté from it.
It turned out quite well and did us for a couple of lunches. Of course, I gave half of it to my neighbour, whose window it had sullied!
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@popciclecold (38544)
• United States
23 Mar 21
That is some story. I would never want to do that. Glad you took it somewhere yo get it dressed.
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@jaboUK (64354)
• United Kingdom
22 Mar 21
How descriptive - 'leaving a greasy angel smear' - that's exactly it! Wish I'd thought of that.
Thanks for telling me of your experience with the pheasant. I certainly have no desire to pluck or 'dress' a bird. Some years ago we decided to raise some geese for the table - far more trouble than they were worth.
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@snowy22315 (179715)
• United States
23 Mar 21
Poor pigeons...I would hate to have that happening here. I have the grids on the windows though so they don't think it is open air space. I am sure that helps immeasurably.
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@lovinangelsinstead21 (36850)
• Pamplona, Spain
23 Mar 21
Last year one flew straight through the window onto the floor a young one.
I managed to get the brush head underneath him and he perched on there and flew out into the open.
Oh my goodness I was more scared that he could not fly than he was himself he was perfect
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@lovinangelsinstead21 (36850)
• Pamplona, Spain
23 Mar 21
@jaboUK
We both knew that I was not going to hurt him so he calmed down on the brush head I was biting my nails till I saw him fly sraight and strong up into the sky.
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@jaboUK (64354)
• United Kingdom
23 Mar 21
@lovinangelsinstead21 That must have been a lovely moment.
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@LeaPea2417 (37334)
• Toccoa, Georgia
23 Mar 21
That's happened to us a couple of times, birds flying into our clear sunroom window and killing themselves. It's quite sad.
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@MarshaMusselman (38867)
• Midland, Michigan
24 Mar 21
I hope they quit bothering your windows. Sometimes we use extendable poles for higher windows when or ladder guy is busy.
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@jaboUK (64354)
• United Kingdom
24 Mar 21
@MarshaMusselman Oh yes, I'd get him to do the whole house while he's here. It costs £30 for inside and out which I think is reasonable.
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@MarshaMusselman (38867)
• Midland, Michigan
24 Mar 21
@jaboUK probably. If they'll do just the windows the birds messed up unless you're thinking of them all too perhaps?
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