Knock-Offs Are Just As Good
By Jim Bauer
@porwest (92666)
United States
April 24, 2021 10:13am CST
Without any doubt, when it comes to spending money, I shake my head no. Or, at least, I am more discerning of how much something costs or what I see the perceived value to be.
Take cologne. People will spend downwards of $40 and upwards of $100 or more to smell good.
The thing is, the knockoff colognes I buy may not smell exactly like some of the more expensive brand name colognes. But, does anyone care? Does anyone notice?
The simple answer is no. I could spritz on a $100 bottle of some fancy Versace or a $3 bottle of Verplocky and no one would know that I was wearing a $3 bottle of cologne.
Even if someone asks me, "Wow, what are you wearing?" I have no qualms whatsoever just laughing and saying, "Just some cheap sh*t I bought at Family Dollar."
And in fact, even the colognes they sell at The Dollar Tree for a mere buck are just fine as well.
So long as I do not smell like ass, who the hell cares what I paid for my cologne?
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@LindaOHio (181821)
• United States
24 Apr 21
Exactly. We do pay premium prices for things like appliances, etc. that we want to last a long time. I won't buy an Acme TV, for example.
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@LindaOHio (181821)
• United States
25 Apr 21
@porwest I have a Panasonic mixer (now over 20 years old) and a Panasonic TV (now over 10 years old), a J C Penney freezer (now over 40 years old), washer and dryer from Whirlpool (now over 16 years old). There's something to be said for some of the older brands. I have a lot of faith in them. If you've had luck with off-brands, good for you! Go for it!
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@porwest (92666)
• United States
27 Apr 21
@LindaOHio Well, they USED to make things last. I think at some point someone figured out there was no money in making things last. lol
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@marguicha (223819)
• Chile
24 Apr 21
I donĀ“t use perfume often but I only have good and expensive French perfume. I like the feeling when someone tells me that the aroma is so wonderful and I answer "Paloma Picasso"
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@mythociate (21432)
• Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
24 Apr 21
They did this one study where girls would rate 'a group of guys wearing cologne' as more attractive than 'a group of guys not wearing cologne' ... when the looked at each group ON VIDEO! That's right, the only person you're trying to impress with "your smell" is YOURSELF! Think about it; if your own smell tells you you're "The Daddy" (or whatever important role you associate with 'the scent of cologne you have on'), you're naturally going to behave 'with that "aire" of authority!'
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@mythociate (21432)
• Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
26 Apr 21
@porwest Better than what Donald Trump thought HE could go around doing!
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@porwest (92666)
• United States
26 Apr 21
@mythociate What Donald Trump THOUGHT he could go around doing was probably way better than what Bill Clinton DID go around doing.
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@lovebuglena (44726)
• Staten Island, New York
24 Apr 21
Did you made Verplocky up or does such a brand actually exist?
If someone were to ever ask me who I am wearing I would say I am wearing me. I don't do perfumes. I hate it when I get them as gifts on my birthday. I end up throwing them out.
Price shouldn't matter. It's the scent. And the brand shouldn't matter either. Some people will buy a brand name just so people think they are into high end brands or are loaded with money, even if the scent ain't good.
There are people that are not millionaires or super rich who will only wear Gucci, Versace, Fendi, Burberry, Ferragamo, LV, etc. and dress their kids that way. I don't think that's a good thing to do. Kids will expect to always dress that way.
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@lovebuglena (44726)
• Staten Island, New York
27 Apr 21
@porwest I do not like to regift things to others (hopefully I never got a regifted gift). That aside, perfumes/colognes are tricky. I have no way of knowing if what I received has a great scent or not. Nor do I know if the other person will like it or if they may be allergic to it. I don't wanna end up giving them a crappy, and perhaps a harmful, gift.
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@porwest (92666)
• United States
27 Apr 21
@lovebuglena I guess where I come down on it is this. A gift is a gift. I really don't put much thought into where it came from. If someone gifts me, I am just happy they thought of me at all. I actually would be fine if no one gave me anything at all.
It just doesn't matter to me.
@porwest (92666)
• United States
26 Apr 21
I definitely made up the name Verplocky. lol
As for throwing away those colognes, I'd just regift them. Obviously not to the same people who gifted them to me. But someone might get some use of them.
As for people in general, too many people work very hard to impress on people that they have more money than they usually do, and while THOSE people think they are impressive and sophisticated, the people they are trying to impress usually are NOT impressed and do not think they are sophisticated at all. lol
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@Belexhanns (3431)
• Kampala, Uganda
24 Apr 21
Yeah its choice and it depends on your level of income whatsoever
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@Belexhanns (3431)
• Kampala, Uganda
24 Apr 21
@porwest that's it but life is more important than everything and people associate with those who care about themselves, but anyway people are different...
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@porwest (92666)
• United States
24 Apr 21
@Belexhanns I hear people say all the time money doesn't matter. It isn't true. Life is not just about getting by. It's about the challenge and achieving things, and sometimes those things bring fortunes. I also like to be able to go places and do things, and experience things. Sometimes there are things you can't do if you are broke.
It is often funny to me that you can ask anyone if money matters, and they will say they don't want it or need it...
But offer them a ton of it and they'll fall over themselves to get at it. lol
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@zukichucha (991)
• United States
26 Apr 21
Totally agree! In fact, many times I will get complimented when wearing my cheapest clothing lol I can pretend I bought them at Macy's or somewhere fancier and no one will be the wiser but I tell them I got them at Marshall's or TJ Max because why lie? I am actually proud that I can get nice clothes and pay an affordable price. Why go broke trying to impress others? Money is like water now. It goes so fast. So we should all try to make it stretch!
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@RebeccasFarm (90477)
• Arvada, Colorado
24 Apr 21
Right who cares indeed. and the other thing is people usually cant tell fakes from real
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@jstory07 (139996)
• Roseburg, Oregon
24 Apr 21
@RebeccaFarm Most people can not tell the differences.
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@porwest (92666)
• United States
24 Apr 21
It's like my truck when I think about it. I have a few bucks in the bank. I don't care if anyone thinks it or knows it, and I feel no need to show it off.
I drive a Ford F-150 XLT with cloth seats. But I have some bells and whistles too. I got a GREAT deal on the truck. I can afford a King Ranch. But I like my truck just fine. I don't care what others like or what others have, and I don't even care about what I can afford to have...
I just figure if what I have suits me and I am happy with it. It's all I need to worry about.
@1creekgirl (41753)
• United States
24 Apr 21
My ideal situation is to find good quality on a super sale. But the cost, high or low, on some things to me really don't matter if it's what I want. I'm not a snob.
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@1creekgirl (41753)
• United States
25 Apr 21
@porwest I agree. Perception and presentation are everything.
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@porwest (92666)
• United States
24 Apr 21
True. But keep in mind "quality" is more of a perception than a reality. Is an Izod shirt better than an Old Glory shirt? Nope. But people will pay for that alligator emblem. Is a Cadillac better than a Hyundai Genesis? Nope, but if people think it is they will pay more for the Cadillac.
I go back time and time again to an episode of Bullshit that Penn and Teller used to do. They went into a very high end, fancy New York restaurant and poured New York City tap water through a garden hose into a fancy bottle. They then went around the tables and offered up free samples of the water.
This one is from the Swiss Alps. This one is from some spring in the jungles of Algongua. (I am making up places the water was said to have come from, but you get my gist). They then offered prices. This one is $50 an ounce. This one is $100 a glass.
People lapped it up like it was the best thing since sliced bread. They talked of waterfalls and cool springs, and fresh mountain air when they drank it.
Yes. YES! Of course I would pay whatever amount for this fine water, people would proclaim.
ALL of them were shocked to know they were drinking nothing more than a glass of New York City tap water run through a garden hose and poured into fancy bottles.
Quality is defined by your perception of it. It is rarely based on true quality.
Marketing, let me tell you, is an awesome thing, and is key to any business wanting to sell its products at a premium. And even when that quality is sold at a deep discount...
You are still paying too much 99.9% of the time.
Oxy Clean is a another good example. It was NEVER the best cleaning product on the market. But sell it on TV and claim that it is? You can get $20 a bottle for it. Granted, now it is sold alongside other cleaners in stores for a more normal price. But if it was the BEST cleaner it was marketed as?
It would have replaced all other cleaners rather than sit among them on the same shelves today, and there would be no Old Glory shirts to put out there because Izod would still be the leading brand to buy.
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@porwest (92666)
• United States
25 Apr 21
@1creekgirl You know it.
I use it everyday in my sales job. lol
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@lovebuglena (44726)
• Staten Island, New York
24 Apr 21
My MIL gifted me an MCM handbag. Clearly a fake. And I do not like it and never use it. It's somewhere in my garage. If I can't have the real thing I don't want one that's fake. I will just opt for a different brand.
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@lovebuglena (44726)
• Staten Island, New York
25 Apr 21
@porwest I don't need high end brands. I am ok with lower end brands. But if the bag says Coach on it, for example, it better be the real Coach and not fake Coach made in the back alley somewhere.
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@porwest (92666)
• United States
26 Apr 21
@lovebuglena I may actually be with you on this to some degree. In the case of my cologne, I am not trying to tell someone it's Versace and not Verplocky. But someone carrying out a fake Coach definitely wants people to THINK it's Coach.
I actually knew a guy who bought an Avalanche who redressed the truck as an Escalade. They looked similar, but even with his best effort everyone knew it was not an Escalade.
Granted, he spent some money to change the grill and other markings. But it was clearly not what he was wanting people to think it was.
@oahuwriter (26777)
• United States
25 Apr 21
So true. I get my body spray via Walmart called Primo by Parfume de Coeur. It's just 1.07.
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