I need a break from cooking
By vanny
@vandana7 (100223)
India
July 2, 2021 5:17am CST
Seriously.
Everything I am cooking is turning out to be BAD.
So today it was Biryani.
Shahi.
Had everything out there in right proportions. (Househelp arrived so she helped with all that)
Then the miserable thing happened.
The curds did not sour...grrr. Tomatoes turned out to be sweet.
I tasted the water... salt seemed to be less and so also the pungent part ..thanks to sweet tomatoes and curds that I did not taste upfront.
So in went more salt, and more Garam masala (pungent ingredients)
What do you get...black biryani that is a tad bitter.
While cooking I forgot to add cauliflower pieces... which I had placed on the other table as there were so many things all around...grrrrrrr
Stupid Vanny ...did not taste it...after first whistle.
She happily supplied it to neighbors...because she has never failed at this dish before.
Now...I wonder what they are thinking.
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26 responses
@prashu228 (37524)
• India
2 Jul 21
Haha...I was wondering why you disappeared after pancakes..so you were busy with black biryani....BLACK BIRYANI ... sounds like new invention.. please send me some..if anything left..
By the way .. what was the review from neighbors..
And Dad's reaction..
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@prashu228 (37524)
• India
2 Jul 21
@vandana7 haha...yes neighbours are quite intelligent.. they don't like to hurt our feelings.. especially cooking..lol...
But I wonder how can you be so ignorant while adding ..garam masala... seriously you need a.. break..
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@LindaOHio (177898)
• United States
2 Jul 21
I'm sure it wasn't as bad as you think it was. Did the neighbors enjoy it?
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@FaruMesh (3508)
• India
2 Jul 21
@LindaOHio yes her neighbours enjoyed seeing the faces who ate her biriyani
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@Butterfingers (66583)
• India
2 Jul 21
Haha I'm sure neighbors didn't said any kind words after having the black biryani
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@Butterfingers (66583)
• India
2 Jul 21
@vandana7 haha I think you should order food for your dad from swiggy or Zomato. That will be cheaper
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@vandana7 (100223)
• India
3 Jul 21
It took a while to get report card. The neighbor would obviously say everything is nice or fine...that is what I was expecting and that is what I got. My parent had disliked it in the morning but in the evening he said it is good just that in the morning it was still al dente, because of which he did not like it. Hmmm ..I for one felt it was a tad bitter. Just a tad.
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@much2say (55512)
• Los Angeles, California
4 Jul 21
@vandana7 A tad bitter does not sound so bad. Interestingly, as I get older, I am actually liking "bitter". Could I try some of your biryani ? Parents will be frank - or at least I will tell you my father has always been brutally honest - if there was anything wrong with his food, he would let us know for sure .
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@DaddyEvil (137257)
• United States
2 Jul 21
Are these the same neighbors you didn't care for? They're probably thinking, vanny is evil! Let's not bother her again!
I'm glad your househelp is back now. Why didn't you let her do the cooking?
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@vandana7 (100223)
• India
2 Jul 21
@DaddyEvil If you were here, I would make you eat it, and keep on saying isn't it tasty...isn't it great...so that as a good friend you would not have a heart to deny that. The results would be out the next day. LOL
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@DaddyEvil (137257)
• United States
2 Jul 21
@vandana7 I'm sorry the cooking turned out bad but that's no reason to cry about it. When that happens here, Pretty and I make jokes about feeding it to people we don't like and then throw it away.
Nope! You were being compassionate... Someone else needed her and you let her go help them.
Again, nope! My job is being your friend... A friend tries to lift another friend's spirits by teasing, making jokes and only in a last resort, offering a shoulder to cry on.
I'm a bit too far to offer a shoulder so am trying the other ways first.
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@vandana7 (100223)
• India
2 Jul 21
@prashu228 Three families...but the third family was not around..they went out so I gave to househelp. Half kilo..equal to three measures...we can barely eat 1 cup.
@prashu228 (37524)
• India
2 Jul 21
@vandana7 did you cook for two / three families..
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@snowy22315 (180392)
• United States
2 Jul 21
Oh boyyy..one of those days I guess!
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@arunima25 (87770)
• Bangalore, India
2 Jul 21
Write a cookbook called " Vanny's cooking disasters"..And Black biryani sounds a fit recipe for that
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