Life's Observations
@west_tx_goddess (1197)
United States
November 30, 2006 3:34pm CST
1. Marriage changes passion; suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
2. Sign in a Chinese Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea."
3. I have my own little world. But it's OK, they know me here.
4. Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
5. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
6. I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected.
7. The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.
8. I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
9. Shopping tip: You can get shoes for a couple of bucks at the bowling alley.
10. I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect.
11. How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
12. Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
1 response
@norteh (615)
• Netherlands
30 Nov 06
You are happy. That is for sure. You are probably married and you have a dog. You haven't got much money and you are glad to live in your country with that typical political system that let you choice between the bad and the worse.
Futhermore i like you cynism. Be friends?
@west_tx_goddess (1197)
• United States
1 Dec 06
Not really sure what the meaning of this is but thanks for the response! As to your prediction of me, I am married for the second time. Together we have 7 childre and a dog. Money, well, there isn't alot of it but there is plenty to do the things we want to do. I am happy to live in the USA, the Land of the Free. Anywhere in the world life is filed with choices and it just depends on what choice you make as to what kind of life you have.
