LETTER FROM A FARM KID THAT IS.....

United States
November 30, 2006 5:27pm CST
...NOW AT San Diego MARINE CORPS RECRUIT TRAINING Dear Ma and Pa, I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of the places are filled. ? I was restless at first because you got to stay in bed till nearly 6 a.m. but I am getting so I like to sleep late. Tell Walt and Elmer all you do before breakfast is smooth your cot, and shine some things. No hogs to slop, feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood to split, fire to lay. Practically nothing. ? Men got to shave but it is not so bad, there's warm water. Breakfast is strong on trimmings like fruit juice, cereal, eggs, bacon, etc., but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, ham, steak, fried eggplant, pie and other regular food, but tell Walt and Elmer you can always sit by the two city boys that live on coffee. Their food plus yours holds you until noon when you get fed again. It's no wonder these city boys can't walk much. We go on "route marches," which the platoon sergeant says are long walks to harden us. If he thinks so, it's not my place to tell him different. A "route march" is about as far as to our mailbox at home. Then the city guys get sore feet and we all ride back in trucks. ? The country is nice but awful flat The sergeant is like a school teacher. He nags a lot. The Captain is like the school board. Majors and colonels just ride around and frown. They don't bother you none. ? This next will kill Walt and Elmer with laughing. I keep getting medals for shooting. I don't know why. The bulls-eye is near as big as a chipmunk head and don't move, and it ain't shooting at you like the Higgett boys at home. All you got to do is lie there all comfortable and hit it. You don't even load your own cartridges. They come in boxes. ? Then we have what they call hand-to-hand combat training. You get to wrestle with them city boys. I have to be real careful though, they break real easy. It ain't like fighting with that ole bull at home. I'm about the best they got in this except for that Tug Jordan from over in Silver Lake I only beat him once. He joined up the same time as me, but I'm only 5'6" and 130 pounds and he's 6'8" and near 300 pounds dry. Be sure to tell Walt and Elmer to hurry and join before other fellers get onto this setup and come stampeding in. ? Your loving daughter, Alice
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@jaginfo2006 (1757)
• India
1 Dec 06
its good
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• United States
1 Dec 06
Thanks! Glad you liked it!
@JC1969 (1224)
• United States
1 Dec 06
Here's some interesting information on the origin of this letter that has gone around the internet for a few years now: http://www.snopes.com/humor/letters/marines.asp
• United States
1 Dec 06
Thanks for sharing! It is quite interesting to know how long this has been circulating and how it has been changed up from the original version. Thanks for the response!
@kush12 (312)
• Australia
1 Dec 06
that's about the best yarn i have head in a long time. i thought us Aussies could lay the bull on pretty good. but you little girl could hold your owe with our outback bull dust artists.
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• United States
1 Dec 06
lol! Thanks for the response!
@forfein (2507)
30 Nov 06
Oh boy!! Brilliant!!!! Sorry it took so long to respond I have been sending the link to USMC wife (above) Her husband is gonna love it!!! BRILLIANT Nearly fell off my chair laughing !!!
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• United States
1 Dec 06
LOL! Well thanks for passing on the link and glad you enjoyed it. Thanks for the response!
@mirage108 (3402)
• United States
1 Dec 06
I am like the rest I love it. :)
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• United States
1 Dec 06
So glad I could make ya smile! Thanks for the response!
@gabs8513 (48686)
• United Kingdom
30 Nov 06
hahahahaha this is great I really looking
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• United States
1 Dec 06
Thanks! Glad you liked it and thanks for the response!
• United States
1 Dec 06
nice post
• United States
1 Dec 06
Thanks! So glad you enjoyed it! Thanks for the response!
@usmcsgtwife (4997)
• United States
30 Nov 06
LOL I love it
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• United States
1 Dec 06
So glad you liked it! Thanks for the response!
• India
1 Dec 06
That was really nice text to read, thanks for sharing the information. I wish there is some movie on this topic.
• United States
1 Dec 06
Well thank you! Glad you enjoyed it. I am sure if you give it a little bit of time there will be a movie about it. Thanks for the response!
@SharK07 (245)
• Romania
1 Dec 06
I dont understand what u mean if i understand then i dont mean wt i said if u know and understand wt u hve said just then i must be lying about wt i dont know to be knowing.