It's Hard Monday, Ya Beatniks! (MyLot Exclusive #601)

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I received a very potentially disturbing letter in this morning's Post. It was from The Failing Ministry Of Silly Blogs and they used a lot of flowery polite language but the message was clear: They are threatening to suspend and/or revoke my Silly Blogging License. Their reasoning is unclear but I have my legal team on it. The Kraken Lady is flying to London this morning to get the whole thing straightened out. My friend Rudy is already in Dublin, working on my lawsuit against God, Mother Nature and Ireland, so he can get to London very quickly if she needs any help. The good news in this blindingly stupid and unfair travesty is that in the worst-case scenario, they will suspend and/or revoke my Silly Blogging License, which will trigger a sympathetic suspending and/or revocation of my Serious Blogging License but it will only affect my Blogging activities in Great Britain. The EU. And all present, former and potentially future colonies, allies and enemies of Great Britain. So it would only affect my markets in 98% of the world. Mostly minor unimportant countries like The United States, Canada, Mexico, Australia and all the ones in Europe, Asia, South America and Africa. So forget what I said about this being potentially disturbing. I'm going to win this battle. By a lot. And even if I lose, I still win.