Well Hell Why did I Not Think Of That

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I have not researched it, but my brother was saying every car manufactured in 2025 in US is going to have a automatic breathalyzer, you fail your car does not start,. Also Government Google, Facebook, Apple, Amazon, Microsoft, Twitter, Ebay, Chevy, Ford all going to know you failed your breathalyzer. See where I am going here, I am not sure its going to happen, if put it like that, pretty sure some restrictions will be in place, but bet all those place can look it up and see you failed your breathalyzer. I had A DUI When I was 23 coming out of the Marines. Back home can finally drive in my home state because was poor as a kid, no car from my parents. I can finally drive to myself to fun places and get myself in trouble. My story was rather funny and not so bad, but was pretty stupid because saw the cop from the start, but was not sure because was dark. To be fair I tried to pull into bar parking lot because was parked on street and I was like lets just pull in here they have a back exit. All went according to plan till I tried to get more beer. Then A friend, saw the officer pull me over, he is drunk officer but take it easy on him. I was like damn, going to jail. I confronted him and he said, but he took care of you, yeah and you know what he said he does not impound cars because he hates the paper work. He even laughed at your tip Thanks fool you got me arrested. Anyway, I was asked at a job interview one time, you have a criminal record, say I had a DUI she goes, who hasn't got a DUI these days? O h thank the universe for that answer Why meme was funny, who Honestly can never say they never had a DUI? Apparently 9 million people never got a DUI or lying. It was one of those Hand Made memes to the blank background. Geez, I could of came up with that, would of had like 5 comments. No point, just what I find funny in what hits and misses and who says it.