It's Hard Monday, Ya Beatniks! (MyLot Exclusive #650)

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It's Recall Election Eve in California tonight and it's causing me all kinds of headaches. I want to vote...I'm not a resident of California but that's never been a problem before. This year, however, it looks like I'm not going to be able to. I began to realize the seriousness of the situation the other day when I was in Bakersfield, which is in California's 23rd Congressional District, the Reddest one in the state (R+12, Baby!). I was there because I knew the Bed-Wetting Liberal Hippie Commie Democrats in LA, San Diego and San Fransisco would never let me vote in any of their districts just because I want to vote for my friend, Larry Elder. Don't get me wrong. I am in full disagreement with his position of feeling sorry for slave owners but my agreement with his plan to increase my California tax refund by 5000% outweighs it. So I went in and tried to vote. The nice gentlewoman at the door, the one with the AK-47, wearing the I Heart Ronnie Reagan shirt, told me I was welcome to vote there as long as I was voting for the right man. And if I could prove I was a True Loyal American by showing my Proof Of Non-Vaccination and KKK membership cards along with my Trump Card (The one that looks like a credit card but has no value). So I can't vote in California because I have some hard limits, even when it comes to my beloved GOP and joining the KKK and not getting vaccinated are two of them. Getting a Trump Card is another. But no worries. I had one other place to try, so I got on my plane and went to Chicago. Chicago is full of Democrats but they recognize the need for the Republicans and they were cool with me voting. As long as I paid the Out-Of-State Voting Fee ($10,000) and presented a valid Death Certificate. The Death Certificate requirement made me angry because it used to be optional. The Regulation Crazy Dems are ruining everything! The worst part is that I do have a valid Death Certificate. It's just not technically "Legal" yet. My Personal Physician, Dr. Morticia Strangelove, refuses to sign it because she says I could spring back to life at any time and make her look bad. So Larry is going to have to win without my help. It's not fair but it's the way it is. And when I was in Bakersfield, I did visit The Buck Owens' Memorial Library And Museum. So it wasn't a wasted trip. That reminds me. Do you think Act Naturally (Written by Voni Morrison and Johnny Russell and recorded by Buck Owens in 1963) will be #1 on @FourWalls Songs You Might Not Know Were Covers List? Because The Beatles covered it. About a million others also covered it (Including some very famous names including but by far not limited to Loretta Lynn and Dino, Desi & Billy) but the Beatles' one is probably the most famous. I have a good feeling about it. Because so many people covered it and most folks think John and Paul wrote it and have never heard any of the other versions. So I'm going to Vegas now. With that in mind, let's go to 1966, and see what the Cosmic Universal Anthem Song Of The Month Club Song For Today is. ************** Buck Owens & His Buckaroos - Act Naturally [Live] - 1966