Midnight caller

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A monkey showed up at my door last night. I think it was maybe Louise's way of telling me that I blew it with her, but after she made such a fool of herself last night at Madeleine's Beach Bar, singing "Toodle pip the night" at the top of her scratchy voice afetr too much rum I think that maybe she's gat things the wrong way round. So she sent a monkey round all dressed up in a yellow tutu to deliver her massage for her. Now I don't know where she got a monkey that looked so pretty to do her dirty work for her, but there wasn't much left after the dog chased it in among the sleeping chickens who all started squawking. Goodnight Louise.