It's Friday, Ya Beatniks! (MyLot Exclusive #676)

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I was in New York last night, at Upland, a popular restaurant on Park Avenue...I'd to thank my dear friends who work for the IRS for taking my word for it that this is another completely uncompensated and therefore tax-free plug...trying to order a bottle of wine when my friend Mike saved my life. The server was explaining to me that they didn't have any Boone's Farm, Strawberry Hill...And I get it, it's hard to keep a great wine like that in stock but it's still disappointing...And she suggested a VdP Côtes Catalanes “Llum”, Domaine le Roc des Anges, Grenache Gris 2017. I told her that it sounded French and I had heard that France was making wine now and some of it was good, so I told her to bring me a gallon of it. In strawberry, if they had it. That's when Mike saved my life. With a telegram...I believe you kids call them Textual Memorandums now and they aren't delivered by kids on bicycles anymore, they shoot directly into your modular telephone device...because he wasn't there. I don't know where he was, and it doesn't matter. Thanks to this new technology, I knew exactly what was on his mind, "THEY'RE PUTTING IT IN THE WINE NOW!!!!" That was all there was and it was all that was necessary. I knew what "IT" was, the Freedom Hating, Life Taking Sleepy Joe Vaccine. Because this was the second time this week Mike had saved my life. The first time was when he told me that they were putting "IT" in the salad dressing, just as I was about to order a salad at Maccheroni Republic, a fine Italian restaurant in Los Angeles that I am definitely not getting paid to mention. So I told my Server to forget the wine. It's too dangerous. From now on, it's just beer and Diet Coke for me. Until the Bed-Wetting Libs ruin them, too! ************** Michael Flynn Suggests Deep State Will Spike Salad Dressings With COVID Vaccine 36,944 views Sep 23, 2021