Money Woes

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Oh me, oh my, I'm just a poor guy. I can't afford new clothes. I wear a worn out tie. My shoes have holes In their soles. My shirts are torn. I feel very sad. I look so forlorn. Yes, money woes Will really get you down. All that I want is a break, And find a friendlier town. Okay, all this is BS. I'm not poor at all. I'm rather well off. You'll see me at the mall. I don't worry about money. I have saved up quite well. It beats the alternative Of living in poverty's hell.