Joke-Untold Secret of Married Life

I heard about this joke from one sermon, too. We were discussing about forgiveness. It's really nice, Brenda! A reminder that we should not keep records of our spouse wrongdoings and forgetting about ours. Thank you for the story, I respond to your discussion in order to keep this story, too =)

lmao, that was good. I really liked the one. now if that woul donly work in real life.. haha

I love that. So cute.

LOL.. That was a good one.. But do u intend to say that all happy married couples have a similar story?? hehehe

this is very cute i alike ilove it

LOL too funny, gonna have to try something like that on my honeymoon

its goood...well i shuldn't get married then...

'Grassy Love' A married man and his secretary were having a torrid affair. One afternoon they couldn't contain their passion, so they rushed over to her place where they spent the afternoon making passionate love. When they were finished, they fell asleep, not waking until 8 o'clock. They got dressed quickly. Then the man told his secretary to take his shoes outside and rub them on the lawn. Bewildered, she did as he asked thinking him pretty weird. The man finally got home and his wife met him at the door. Upset, she asked where he'd been. The man replied, "I cannot tell a lie. My secretary and I are having an affair. Today we left work early, went to her place, spent the afternoon making love, and then fell asleep. That's why I'm late." The wife looked at him, took notice of his shoes and yelled, "I can see those are grass stains on your shoes. You damn liar! You've been playing golf again, haven't you?"

Applications are invited for the following post. The package and incentives are mentioned below. Designation: Junior girl friend (trainee) Experience: Must have ditched at least 2 guys (fresher with excellent credentials will be considered) Other requirement: Should have the Potential to do street bargaining and fight if required. Height, weight, complexions no bar, but is subjective Perks and incentives. Total gross ( Monthly ) : 2 gifts worth not exceeding Rs. 1000/-(no precious metals, stones) 10 bike rides each duration 1 hour 5 trips to National Highways 5 Trips to Hanuman Mandir / Isckon Temple 10 Kulfis / Chocobars at a regular gap of 3 days Daily Provision of Samosa/Bread Pakoda/Bhel worth Rs. 10 /- 2 movies ( No Hindi Family movies ) per month (on weekends) Visits to Shopping Malls and BARISTA every Weekend(On your own expense) A Pair of Jeans or T-shirts according to demand will be gifted, subject to the size available with the shopkeeper. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - --- Net Deductions ( Monthly ) : Affair Fund and un-professional taxes will be informed on joining The probation period is 6 months, after which confirmation (with promotion to fulltime Girlfriend) Pls note: 1. Only females 1. Girls who left in the last 2 months need not apply. 2. Ex-girlfriends will be eligible only if they agree to the above Mentioned conditions. There is more: For girls who are not eligible, can take advantage of the referral program by referring their friend, colleagues etc. Candle light or Tube light dinner will be given on every referral, even if candidate is not selected.

ha ha really good, read this one now Golf Language A man goes to confession, sits down and tells the priest, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned." "What was your sin, my son?" the priest asked. "Obscene language," the man replied. "That's a terrible sin," the priest replied. "Do you swear often?" "No," answered the man, "but do you know the local golf course?" "Indeed I do," said the priest "I play there often. When I was on the tee at the fourth hole, the long par three, I hit one of the best drives of my life. It must have gone 220 yards on the fly, straight down the middle, took one bounce, and then hit a sprinkler head and bounced off into the bush." "I'm not surprised that you swore," said the priest, "If that had happened to me..." "No, I didn't swear then. The shot I had hit was a great one and the bounce was just the luck of the game. When I checked the position of my ball, I realized that I still had a chance of making par. The ball was on a hardpan lie, and there was a small gap through the trees for me to have a shot at the green. I really should have taken the safe option and just played out sideways to the fairway, but I had hit such a great drive that my confidence was high." The man continued, "I was still about 200 yards from the green, so I took a five wood from the bag, positioned the ball back in my stance to keep it low and hopefully get under the trees, told myself to forget about all the hazards and just imagine the ball on the green, and played the shot. Even using the wood, I nipped the ball perfectly off the hard lie, the ball kept low as I planned, and flew straight as a die toward the green, took one bounce onto the green, hit the flagstick and bounced off sideways into that deep pot bunker to the right of the green." "My son, my son," said the priest; "I'm ready to forgive you already. That would have made a saint swear." "No father," said the man, "I didn't swear then. I realized that I had just played two perfect shots and only bad luck had stopped me from getting the result I deserved. When I saw my ball, I thought that all my hopes of making par had disappeared. It was lying right against the face of a five-foot deep bunker with very little green to work with, and I really should have gone out sideways, but after the two good shots, I was feeling confident. I took my sand iron out, opened the clubface fully, aimed the ball about six feet left of the pin and played the shot. The ball popped almost straight up in the air, landed on the green, and the spin on the ball dragged it back to four inches from the pin." "F#?!ing hell!" said the priest, "don't tell me you missed a four-inch putt!"

wow thats wonderfull

Nice, I wish it were that easy..lol My hubby has been on 2.5 and holding for some time...lol

Mr. Laloo Prasad Yadav was sitting with his Ministers examining mail. Suddenly Mr. Laloo cried out: "Look at this letter! It is addressed to the stupidest man in Bihar". His minister tried to calm him by saying: "How dare a man address such a letter to you?". Mr. Laloo replied sadly: "This does not bothers me, but why did the postman deliver it at the right address."

Snails Load A couple were celebrating their 25th anniversary at their house. Suddenly the husband asks his wife: "dear, I love you so much, and to honor our special day I want to give you whatever you want. just name it". The wife thinks a little bit and then says: "Well, actually I do have this sudden urge for some snails..." So the husband leaves for this local delicacy and buys a lot of snails. On the way back he sees this gorgeous blond, who invites him to her house. He follows her and they have daxe for hours. Suddenly he sees this backet of snails waiting to him near the entrance and remembers that his wife is still waiting. He starts running like crazy carrying the bocket in his arm. seconds before his angry wife opens the door he hears her nervous steps and drops the bocket, so that all the snails are scattered around the floor. When his wife opens the door and sees him with all the snails, he says: "Come on boys, just a few more steps, you can make it..."

hehehehe..now wouldn't it be nice if men were like that in real life also?:P..and by that i dont mean scared lol but...understanding:P

this is fabulous...one of the best. i think its true...well i'm thinking again about marriage in future...he...he..

lol thats cute

nice one brenda, now all I have to do is change it a tad to fit in with my life, lol. How are you? Won't be up for too much longer, as its 2am and I should be in bed. Hope alls well.

thats cool........