She's a Hoarder!!!!

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MrsJ didn’t manage to get a post written yesterday and it does not look like she will succeed today so it falls to me to make sure her account here stays active. I have to tell you all, she has a problem. A SERIOUS problem. On Tuesday morning she decided it was time to clean up and organizer her sewing space. It looks pretty good right now…but for most of the past few days it has looked suspiciously like there was an explosion down there and for the last hour or so she has just been stuffing things into plastic storage boxes and shutting lids. It may look better…but think she is leaving a job very much unfinished. You are probably thinking that her disorganization and general messiness are the problem…but it’s worse. She is a HOARDER!!!!! She wants everybody to think her hobbies are quilting and costuming for the local community theatre. But no, those pastimes mask her real problem and give a little bit of plausible deniability. The reality is that she is addicted to fabric and has a ridiculous amount of it. Big pieces, little pieces, bright colours, black and white. You name it, she probably has it. I need to be careful down there or I am going to disappear into a bin of scraps and never be seen again. Don’t let the photo fool you, that’s just a tiny bit of what she was playing with this morning! --Emmett