A kid verbally abuses me using my own language!

@TheHorse (220245)
Walnut Creek, California
May 28, 2022 8:20pm CST
Isabella was slightly verbally abusive toward me yesterday. She is 4-years-old and is another of those kids I've known since she was 1 1/2. She is the one who put put multiple kisses on my cheek when I rescued her from choking several months ago. Yesterday, I said something to her, I forget what, and she said, crossly, "Don't make us stop. We're doing a 'speriment. That's science." Perhaps she had forgotten that the one who had taught her words like "experiment" and "science" was me. I think they were seeing what floats and what sinks in the water table. "I said, "Well, excuse me! But I'm glad you're doing an experiment." I walked away. Kids crack me up. I find myself saying "I stand corrected" often, like when they tell me, "That's not a bird. It's a turkey." Working around kids is humbling. Or not. Photo is of an "old friend," not the kid this post is about.
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@LindaOHio (181697)
• United States
29 May 22
Kids are amazing little creatures. You could write a book. Oh! Never mind! You are!
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@TheHorse (220245)
• Walnut Creek, California
29 May 22
Heh. Most of the kids in my book were really troubled, or at least from really troubled backgrounds Maybe I'll add a few chapters about "normal" kids, just for...comic relief?
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@TheHorse (220245)
• Walnut Creek, California
29 May 22
@LindaOHio I will have to keep writing and then take a step back.
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@LindaOHio (181697)
• United States
29 May 22
@TheHorse Yes, you could lighten it up a little; but it would still be psychologically related.
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@LadyDuck (472114)
• Switzerland
29 May 22
Do not complain if you are the one responsible of teaching her those words.
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@LadyDuck (472114)
• Switzerland
29 May 22
@TheHorse - Let me know what she is going to tell you. Kids are incredible.
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@TheHorse (220245)
• Walnut Creek, California
29 May 22
Heh. What will happen when I teach her the word "hypothesis"?
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@TheHorse (220245)
• Walnut Creek, California
29 May 22
@LadyDuck Maybe I'll toss that word out there next week.
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@DWDavis (25805)
• United States
29 May 22
Kids love correcting adults, especially their teachers.
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@TheHorse (220245)
• Walnut Creek, California
29 May 22
Yep. I don't even bother saying "Turkeys ARE birds!" There will be time for that.
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@wolfgirl569 (108144)
• Marion, Ohio
29 May 22
Cant argue with what she said
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@TheHorse (220245)
• Walnut Creek, California
29 May 22
Yeppers. Sometimes I just have to back off. I adore that kid.
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@JudyEv (342100)
• Rockingham, Australia
29 May 22
It can certainly be humbling, working with kids.
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@vandana7 (100616)
• India
31 May 22
@TheHorse Their logic is amazing, isn't it? LOL
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@TheHorse (220245)
• Walnut Creek, California
2 Jun 22
@vandana7 It really is.
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@TheHorse (220245)
• Walnut Creek, California
29 May 22
I like it when kids think for themselves.
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@Deepizzaguy (104160)
• Lake Charles, Louisiana
29 May 22
Kids these days are pretty smart.
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@TheHorse (220245)
• Walnut Creek, California
29 May 22
I think they've always been pretty smart. If we allow them to be.
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@TheHorse (220245)
• Walnut Creek, California
29 May 22
@Deepizzaguy I encourage kids to ask questions. And "test" their own "hypotheses."
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@Deepizzaguy (104160)
• Lake Charles, Louisiana
29 May 22
@TheHorse That is true.
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@GardenGerty (160952)
• United States
29 May 22
So cool that they know that their work is important. You have taught them good words.
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@TheHorse (220245)
• Walnut Creek, California
29 May 22
I hope they keep on "testing hypotheses."
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@rymebristol (1808)
• Philippines
29 May 22
Kids nowadays are more expressive. It's a good thing as long as they are being brought up in the right way.
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@TheHorse (220245)
• Walnut Creek, California
29 May 22
They are. I model good values for the kids.
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@vandana7 (100616)
• India
31 May 22
I have been asked when am I going to pull a baby out of my tummy by my little friend when he was about 3 or so. I asked him why do you ask that? Mom did that so you should also. I do have a belly I shouldn't be proud of. LOL
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@vandana7 (100616)
• India
2 Jun 22
@TheHorse Na, it was my prince charming. So I said, you manage your sister first. LOL
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@TheHorse (220245)
• Walnut Creek, California
2 Jun 22
What did you tell her?
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@TheHorse (220245)
• Walnut Creek, California
3 Jun 22
@vandana7 Oh, OK.
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@kaylachan (71773)
• Daytona Beach, Florida
29 May 22
You have bought her well. She's growing up so fast.
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@TheHorse (220245)
• Walnut Creek, California
29 May 22
They really do grow up fast. Especially when they're young. Three years ago I was checking her diaper for poop. Now she's defeating me in arguments.
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@kaylachan (71773)
• Daytona Beach, Florida
29 May 22
@TheHorse I am sure she'll be great at debate when she gets older.
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@TheHorse (220245)
• Walnut Creek, California
29 May 22
@kaylachan I hope so!
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@ShyBear88 (59347)
• Sterling, Virginia
29 May 22
That isn’t verbals abuse not even close that is a kid stating what they are doing and what they are wanting.
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@TheHorse (220245)
• Walnut Creek, California
29 May 22
I was being facetious. I love it when kids express themselves verbally.
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@1creekgirl (41750)
• United States
29 May 22
That's so cute. They pick up on everything.
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@TheHorse (220245)
• Walnut Creek, California
29 May 22
They really do.
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@RubyHawk (99405)
• Atlanta, Georgia
29 May 22
Kids are a wonder. They’ll say the most unexpected things. I have nine grands and I’ve heard it all.
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@TheHorse (220245)
• Walnut Creek, California
31 May 22
@RubyHawk Do you wish you could see them more?
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@TheHorse (220245)
• Walnut Creek, California
31 May 22
That must be fun! Do they "keep you busy" when they visit?
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@RubyHawk (99405)
• Atlanta, Georgia
31 May 22
@TheHorse my grands are scattered all over. I have some in Arizona, some in TexasThe rest are in Georgia. . I seldom see them.
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@oahuwriter (26777)
• United States
30 May 22
She must have been, seriously, learning.
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@TheHorse (220245)
• Walnut Creek, California
31 May 22
I sure hope so.
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@TheHorse (220245)
• Walnut Creek, California
1 Jun 22
@oahuwriter I hope she stays somewhat "pointy." I like it when kids arent afraid to challenge and ask questions.
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@oahuwriter (26777)
• United States
1 Jun 22
@TheHorse She is, children just haven't learned, yet to be rounded.
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@jstory07 (139976)
• Roseburg, Oregon
29 May 22
She sounds so cute. That is great that the kids can do experiments.
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@TheHorse (220245)
• Walnut Creek, California
29 May 22
I was trained as an experimental psychologist long before I took any "clinical" classes. I am happy when that (the experimental side) of me rubs off on the kids I work with.
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@xander6464 (44420)
• Wapello, Iowa
30 May 22
How did the experiment turn out? What floats?
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@xander6464 (44420)
• Wapello, Iowa
31 May 22
@TheHorse It sounds like there's a Nobel Prize in there for someone.
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@TheHorse (220245)
• Walnut Creek, California
31 May 22
@xander6464 Is Barrister Mbalo on the committee?
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@xander6464 (44420)
• Wapello, Iowa
31 May 22
@TheHorse He might be. It sounds like the sort of thing he'd be involved in.
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@kobesbuddy (78871)
• East Tawas, Michigan
2 Jun 22
And we never interrupt, when Ms. Einstein is in doing lab work!
@Fa_Maverick (9487)
• Australia
29 May 22
What egregious abuse using your own words against you, the audacity of this child.
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@TheHorse (220245)
• Walnut Creek, California
31 May 22
I'll get 'er this week. Maybe I'll drop the "hypothesis" word on her. Heh.
@TheHorse (220245)
• Walnut Creek, California
1 Jun 22
@Fa_Maverick I did it. I dropped it on her today.
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• Australia
1 Jun 22
@TheHorse oh the hypotheses *swoons* x_x
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