A kid verbally abuses me using my own language!
By The Horse
@TheHorse (220245)
Walnut Creek, California
May 28, 2022 8:20pm CST
Isabella was slightly verbally abusive toward me yesterday. She is 4-years-old and is another of those kids I've known since she was 1 1/2.
She is the one who put put multiple kisses on my cheek when I rescued her from choking several months ago.
Yesterday, I said something to her, I forget what, and she said, crossly, "Don't make us stop. We're doing a 'speriment. That's science."
Perhaps she had forgotten that the one who had taught her words like "experiment" and "science" was me.
I think they were seeing what floats and what sinks in the water table.
"I said, "Well, excuse me! But I'm glad you're doing an experiment." I walked away.
Kids crack me up. I find myself saying "I stand corrected" often, like when they tell me, "That's not a bird. It's a turkey."
Working around kids is humbling. Or not.
Photo is of an "old friend," not the kid this post is about.
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@LindaOHio (181697)
• United States
29 May 22
Kids are amazing little creatures. You could write a book. Oh! Never mind! You are!
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@TheHorse (220245)
• Walnut Creek, California
29 May 22
@LindaOHio I will have to keep writing and then take a step back.
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@LindaOHio (181697)
• United States
29 May 22
@TheHorse Yes, you could lighten it up a little; but it would still be psychologically related.
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@Deepizzaguy (104160)
• Lake Charles, Louisiana
29 May 22
Kids these days are pretty smart.
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@TheHorse (220245)
• Walnut Creek, California
29 May 22
@Deepizzaguy I encourage kids to ask questions. And "test" their own "hypotheses."
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@Deepizzaguy (104160)
• Lake Charles, Louisiana
29 May 22
@TheHorse That is true.
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@GardenGerty (160952)
• United States
29 May 22
So cool that they know that their work is important. You have taught them good words.
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@rymebristol (1808)
• Philippines
29 May 22
Kids nowadays are more expressive. It's a good thing as long as they are being brought up in the right way.
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@kaylachan (71773)
• Daytona Beach, Florida
29 May 22
You have bought her well. She's growing up so fast.
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@kaylachan (71773)
• Daytona Beach, Florida
29 May 22
@TheHorse I am sure she'll be great at debate when she gets older.
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@ShyBear88 (59347)
• Sterling, Virginia
29 May 22
That isn’t verbals abuse not even close that is a kid stating what they are doing and what they are wanting.
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@1creekgirl (41750)
• United States
29 May 22
That's so cute. They pick up on everything.
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@oahuwriter (26777)
• United States
30 May 22
She must have been, seriously, learning.
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@TheHorse (220245)
• Walnut Creek, California
1 Jun 22
@oahuwriter I hope she stays somewhat "pointy." I like it when kids arent afraid to challenge and ask questions.
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@oahuwriter (26777)
• United States
1 Jun 22
@TheHorse
She is, children just haven't learned, yet to be rounded.
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@xander6464 (44420)
• Wapello, Iowa
30 May 22
How did the experiment turn out? What floats?
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@xander6464 (44420)
• Wapello, Iowa
31 May 22
@TheHorse It sounds like there's a Nobel Prize in there for someone.
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@TheHorse (220245)
• Walnut Creek, California
31 May 22
@xander6464 Is Barrister Mbalo on the committee?
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@xander6464 (44420)
• Wapello, Iowa
31 May 22
@TheHorse He might be. It sounds like the sort of thing he'd be involved in.
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@kobesbuddy (78871)
• East Tawas, Michigan
2 Jun 22
And we never interrupt, when Ms. Einstein is in doing lab work!
@Fa_Maverick (9487)
• Australia
29 May 22
What egregious abuse using your own words against you, the audacity of this child.
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@TheHorse (220245)
• Walnut Creek, California
1 Jun 22
@Fa_Maverick I did it. I dropped it on her today.
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@Fa_Maverick (9487)
• Australia
1 Jun 22
@TheHorse oh the hypotheses *swoons* x_x
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