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Sardar declares: .. . . I will never marry in my life&. . . .. . . I'll give same advice to my children also. . . . . ============ ========= ========= =========== SARDAR talking on cell. 2ND SARDAR: kis se baat kar raho ho. 1ST: biwi se..... 2ND: itne... pyar se....? 1ST: tumhari hai. . . ============ ========= ========= ========= === A donkey kicked sardar & ran away sardar ran to catch the donkey. He saw a zebra & started beating it & said 'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai'. ============ ========= ========= ========= === SLAM BOOK filled by Santa. 1.Strength:My wife,Jeeto. 2.Weakness:Banta' s wife,Preeto. 3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour. 4.Threat:When I am on tour ============ ========= ========= ======== sardar: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle. Jeeto: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr. ============ ========= ========= ===== On Jeeto's bday Sardar had no money, so he sent a cheque of 100 kisses. When he returns home Jeeto said: Thanks I got cheque cashed from bank manager. ============ ========= ========= ======== teacher: make a sentence in which 1 word repeated 4 times sardar: lara dutta marries brian lara and she becomes lara lara ============ ========= ========= ====== Teacher: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya. Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan.... ============ ========= ========= ========= === Santa went to mysore palace. Tourist guide - santaji plz dont sit there, its Tipu sultan's chair Santa - oye dont worry yaar i'll get up when he comes.!!..