It's Friday, Ya Beatniks! (MyLot Exclusive #1036)

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For quite a while now, I've been afraid that we're going to have to break up. Sometimes it seems so bad that I feel like we're on a high-speed, nonstop express train to Irreconcilable Differences Junction. I'm talking, of course, about my ongoing long-term relationship with my country, the USA. It's not easy to even contemplate divorce because we've been together my entire life, 28 years now...And I'm pretty sure that's why my Deep State Big Lie Government Issued Birth Certificate says that I was born in Iowa, rather than the Truth, which is New York---Because, in New York, the first 17 years would have been illegal but in a mostly bright red state like Iowa, that sort of thing is fine. It's not that she doesn't do nice things for me once in a while. Like the morning she surprised me with this headline: Obama Wins! Then she did it again, a second time and those years were...Well, they were a stark reminder that sometimes, "It's The Thought That Counts." And, as thoughts go, it was one of the best. But then, way too often in my estimation, she pulls stunts like this, "Diaper Don Wins." She only made that particular mistake once (So far) but once was far more than enough. With that in mind, let's go to 1967 and see what the Cosmic Universal Anthem Song Of The Month Club Song For Today is. ************** Glen Campbell - By The Time I Get To Phoenix 313,380 views Aug 15, 2017