Perplexed (MyLot Exclusive #1048)

Tweet

It's not easy to perplex, confuse and confound someone my age. Sometimes, I use those words to describe myself but that's only because the English language lacks the proper verbiage to express the situation at hand and it's easier to go with descriptors that are accessible and close enough for government work...That's just an expression. I don't work for the government. As far as you know. I'm going to be thirty in only two years and that means there is nothing I haven't already seen and figured out long ago. Absolutely nothing. Except for the Ghost Hunting Toothpick Crossbow. It's a neat little crossbow fashioned as a handgun and it fires toothpicks, matches, Q-Tips or anything else like that. It even comes with an illuminated infrared light so everything's fine and dandy so far but where does the ghost hunting fit into it? I could see calling it the Vampire Hunting Toothpick Crossbow because toothpicks are just little stakes. But I've never heard of toothpicks being effective ghost deterrents. And who would want to get rid of a ghost in the first place? Well, I guess some are troublesome to the point where it is desirable to evict them but that seems to be rare. Be all that as it may, the Ghost Hunting Toothpick Crossbow site is linked below and you can get one if you want it. ************** $79.99 GHOST HUNTER Have a ghost problem? Prefer to do it yourself? Say no more. The Ghost Hunter One mini crossbow features the ultimate ghost hunter accessory, an infrared red light.