Et Tu, Italy? (MyLot Exclusive #1052)

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It's been a very long hard day's week. So long and hard that I don't even know where to begin, so I'll just start with my boss, Donny. As you may or may not know, I was the most famous member of the Trump Administration that you've never heard of. I started out with one job, Secretary Of Preventing The President From Saying Or Doing Anything Stupid. Shortly into his first and (Thank God) only term, I was also made Secretary Of Common Sense, Decency And Honesty. As time kept dragging on and more and more of the Finest People quit or got fired, I was given more and more jobs. By the end, I had nearly as many as Jared. All of them are gone now and I confine most of my Political Side Hustles to things I do for my friend, Sleepy Joe, but I still do an occasional one or two for Diaper Don. Therein lies the annoyance. Because, all of a sudden, out of nowhere, for no reason, he wants to know if I'm wearing a wire. But that's not all. He has developed a sudden FBI fetish. He's also constantly asking if I'm working with the FBI. Do I know what they're doing? Can I give him Dana Scully's number? Then there's the homefront. Which is just as vexatious as the workfront. My Ferrari's do 185 and they won't stop ((For more details, just Google: Ferrari Is Recalling Nearly Every Car It's Sold Since 2005. Even the LaFerrari is implicated in Ferrari's latest NHTSA recall for brake failure.)). Well, not all my Ferrari's. Just the ones made since 2005 but that's a full 18% of my Ferrari Fleet. And that's way too many. Speaking of Italian Problems, where I am going to get Pizza now ((For more details, Google: Domino’s tried to sell pizza to Italians. It failed))? Not Italy, that's for sure. Cause they don't make it anymore. Does any other country have Pizza? Like I have time to look. Et Tu, for the second time this week, Italy? Mama Mia! As if all that wasn't enough, I have yet another car-related problem. My friend Grover explained to me that what I thought was good news, falling gas prices, is really bad news. See the article linked below for all the depressing details. I'm glad it's Friday. ((If you're wondering why Hard Day's Night isn't the Cosmic Universal Anthem Song Of The Month Club Song For Today, join the club. I am, too. I really want an explanation but I just work here and nobody ever tells me nothing)) ************** Fox News guest Grover Norquist: Record fall in gas prices is a bad thing WRITTEN BY MEDIA MATTERS STAFF PUBLISHED 08/10/22 3:17 PM EDT