The Last Word
By Jim Bauer
@porwest (91088)
United States
August 20, 2022 9:55am CST
We all hear this complaint all the time. About the guy who always has to have the last word. I have complained myself about this from time to time.
But it is a funny thing when you really step back from it and think about it.
Who really wants the last word? Us. The ones who complain about the other guy getting the last word...
Because we wanted our word to be the last word.
We complain about the other guy getting the last word and then lambaste them for wanting it. We are only complaining because our last word was supposed to be the last word.
Life is very ironic and funny sometimes, isn't it?
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@porwest (91088)
• United States
20 Aug 22
@RebeccasFarm As I like to say, "People are neat." lol
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@moffittjc (121604)
• Gainesville, Florida
20 Aug 22
Haha, this made me laugh for some reason, Yes, you can have the last word. Buy all the last words you can, and send the bill to Pony. He's very wealthy from all that myLot money he's making.
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@moffittjc (121604)
• Gainesville, Florida
20 Aug 22
That is very interesting when you think about it. I never really gave something like that much thought. I really don't have a care in the world who gets the last word, I'd be happy to let the other person "win" by getting the last word in, if that's what makes them feel better.
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@moffittjc (121604)
• Gainesville, Florida
21 Aug 22
@porwest But why restrain yourself? You should have let it all out as loudly as you could!
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@porwest (91088)
• United States
20 Aug 22
That being said, I have to admit in a last ditch effort I often do what Vanny suggested and just mutter something under my breath as I walk away. It's not an official last word, but in my mind I still win the prize. lol.
I often also give a wave of my hand as I walk away and mutter something.
At the end of the day I am kind of like you ultimately, though. I really don't care that much about it. Most of the time I walk away feeling like the other side is simply stupid, and while I feel bad for a stupid guy who doesn't know any better, at least I know I am smarter and win in other ways.
There WAS a guy once who used my own approach, turned, waved his hand at me, muttered something under his breath and then walked into the doorframe.
I cringed and said, "Ouch," and for whatever that was worth, I felt like that was the last word. lol
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@porwest (91088)
• United States
21 Aug 22
@moffittjc It was difficult restraint, let me tell you. lol
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@LindaOHio (178877)
• United States
21 Aug 22
My husband says I always have the last word.
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@LindaOHio (178877)
• United States
21 Aug 22
@porwest My husband hasn't learned the fine points of an argument yet. After 50+ years he still hasn't got it right.
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@porwest (91088)
• United States
21 Aug 22
@LindaOHio Some of us, I will admit, are slow learners. I have the bruises to prove it. lol
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@dgobucks226 (35621)
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21 Aug 22
That's very true. Putting in your 2 cents eventually turns into a dollar's worth. Either they are so convinced their opinion and facts are correct they repeat them like a mantra hoping you will see the light, or they become so offended by your opposition they just can't let the debate go.
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@dgobucks226 (35621)
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25 Aug 22
@porwest Yes, best to cite facts in a debate although some are so gaslighted by the media and administration they won't believe it is true. Name calling does no good. If they start doing that, or continue on with the same mindless points, it's time to move on.
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@porwest (91088)
• United States
26 Aug 22
@dgobucks226 The key for me is to never rely on one source. I think that is where most people go wrong. And when I talk about bills...I actually read the bill. But I am weird like that. I like to know what I am talking about. lol
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@marguicha (223107)
• Chile
20 Aug 22
I am more pissed with the people who know everything and lecture everyone.
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@porwest (91088)
• United States
20 Aug 22
This is also a funny one to me, because the person who claims the other guy knows everything makes this claim with the direct idea that THEY already know everything the other guy apparently doesn't, and then conflate lecturing with the other guy explaining why they know what they know is right after THEY have been lectured by the other one as to why they are apparently wrong.
Like I said, life is full of irony. lol
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@marguicha (223107)
• Chile
20 Aug 22
@porwest Two days ago, my brother who has only called me once since I got ill, told me how long should I excercise now that I´m better. I had to reply that if I had lived ALONE for 22 years, I know what to do. He lives 2 houses away from mine, but we don´t see each other more that once every 2 or 3 years
@FourWalls (68100)
• United States
20 Aug 22
I think that’s why a lot of people don’t like the answer “whatever” in an argument. It, in essence, ends the argument. And the people who want to argue are pissed because they can’t argue and, as you point out, “get in the last word.”
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@aninditasen (16397)
• Raurkela, India
21 Aug 22
Yes, life is ironic but at times the person who has the last word repents the most.
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@everwonderwhy (7358)
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20 Aug 22
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@freelancermariagrace (28050)
• Philippines
21 Aug 22
I can vouch for the fact that, as a Virgo woman, I always want the last word.
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