It's Friday, Ya Beatniks! (MyLot Exclusive #1101)

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“No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave." -------------CALVIN ‘SILENT CAL’ COOLIDGE It's another Frigidly Frantic Friday here in the Neon Fun Jungle. As well as a Warmly Welcoming Frictionless Friday here in my office at Mar-A-Lago. That's right. I'm in both places at once. Sort of. One of me is the real me while the other is a Hologram. Am I the party to whom you are speaking or am I Memorex? You'll never know, so stop worrying about it. And start worrying about the only thing that matters, Money. As you know, your favorite Glorious Leader and mine, Diaper Donny Trump posted the most incredible fundraising total of all time last month. Forty whole dollars! That is a terrifically bigly sum. No one has ever seen numbers like that ever before. Never in the entire history of raising funds has anyone raised so much! At this juncture, it is my duty to remind you that it is not enough! The Deep State is an expensive target. And Mel needs another haircut! Give and give now! Until it hurts! Don't think that just because $40 is more money than you've ever seen in your entire life that the battle is over! Defend Diaper Donny! Beat the Deep State! #TheBillionaireStillNeedsYourMoney ************** The Independent Trump’s Super PAC raised just $40 in August despite offering supporters branded trinkets