Fix Your Companies Or Congress Will (MyLot Exclusive #1153)

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Has Trumpty-Dumpty made his Long Promised Bigly Yuge Announcement yet? I've heard that he's going to do it at seven or seven-thirty but it isn't clear if that's normal CST time, the only time God intended for us to use or if it's the weird time that Out-Of-Touch Rich Coastal Elites use. I've been obscenely busy all day...Mostly doing decidedly nonobscene things and that proves that the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy That's Out To Get Me is still hitting on all eight cylinders...So I haven't heard a lot of news. I'm wondering what Trumpty is going to announce, if he hasn't already. Many people are coming to me and saying, "Sir, he's going to announce he's running again in 2024." I suppose it's possible but they said the same thing this very same play was performed on the Fourth Of July and I don't think he announced anything. So tonight, he's probably feeling some pressure to announce something. And it might be his candidacy but would he risk losing again---To Ron Death Sentence, no less? Even worse for him is that if he announces another run, he's instantly subjected to different fundraising laws that will make it more difficult to steal from his followers. But if it's not the 2024 Election, what could it be? There's a growing school of thought that thinks he'll say that he wants to be Speaker Of The House. But would he say that before he knows for sure that the Republicans will take the House? Um, yeah, now that you mention it, he is that dumb and shortsighted. I respectfully withdraw the question. My own theory is that he's going to finally expose the Deep State. Because it seems like a prudent thing for him to do at this juncture. Or maybe he'll unveil TrumpCare, which is loads better and cheaper than ObamaCare (Mexico is going to pay for it!). You know, like he promised to do in 2016. We'll see what happens.