Crockpot Has Crocked!
By Four Walls
@FourWalls (71134)
United States
December 2, 2022 7:49pm CST
The other day I mentioned I got a CrockPot. When I came home I scrubbed some taters and threw them in there and covered them with low-fat, low-sodium chicken broth. After dinner I puréed the results and I now have homemade potato soup!!
I was looking through my instruction book, and I noticed this. I guess we can file this under “you had ONE JOB to do.” Yes, that’s a recipe for “Lemon Herb Roasted Chicken.”
No, the ingredient list doesn’t include any chicken; rather, beef chuck pot roast!
I don’t know, maybe whoever wrote the recipe out is a fan of Warren Zevon, who “rubbed the pot roast all over his chest” in the song “Excitable Boy.” 
And that just goes to show you that anything can trigger a song in my silly head!
Hope y’all have a great evening/morning/whatever it is wherever you are! 
Here’s the referenced Zevon song:
And that just goes to show you that anything can trigger a song in my silly head!
Hope y’all have a great evening/morning/whatever it is wherever you are!
Here’s the referenced Zevon song:
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12 responses
@crossbones27 (50033)
• Mojave, California
3 Dec 22
Shuu, I thought you were talking about me for a minute." Crockpot Has Crocked." True, we all know that happened a long time ago. Come on miss lady that was funny
Hey your posts and humor bring it out of me 
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@crossbones27 (50033)
• Mojave, California
3 Dec 22
@FourWalls Thanks miss lady, you have a great day yourself.
Thanks miss lady, you have a great day yourself.1 person likes this
@LadyDuck (472454)
• Switzerland
3 Dec 22
As soon as I looked at your photo I was checking the recipe for “Lemon Herb Roasted Chicken.” Where is the chicken in this recipe??? This should be like the Italian recipe "uccelletti scappati" (escaped little birds). There are no birds in the recipe.
This should be like the Italian recipe "uccelletti scappati" (escaped little birds). There are no birds in the recipe.2 people like this
@FourWalls (71134)
• United States
3 Dec 22
“Oh, they won’t notice that we substituted beef roast for chicken.”
Uccelletti scappati. Yep, this recipe is that!
Uccelletti scappati. Yep, this recipe is that! 1 person likes this
@LadyDuck (472454)
• Switzerland
4 Dec 22
@FourWalls I remembered after that there is also a "tarfuto scappato" (escaped truffle), no truffle at all.
I remembered after that there is also a "tarfuto scappato" (escaped truffle), no truffle at all.1 person likes this
@marguicha (224880)
• Chile
3 Dec 22
I don´t have a crock pot. But I have a pressure cooker and a Dutch oven. I think that it is more than enough.
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@marguicha (224880)
• Chile
3 Dec 22
@FourWalls I use the pressure cooker to cook legumes and some meat that is not tender. But I add the rest of the ingredients later. I cooke a whole kilo of legumes (around 2 pounds) in the pressure cooker with no salt until they are tender (10 minutes) and they freeze them until I need them.
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@FourWalls (71134)
• United States
3 Dec 22
I remember my mom using a pressure cooker. I didn’t care that much for what came out of it when i was little, so i never pursued it as an adult.
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@wolfgirl569 (111130)
• Marion, Ohio
3 Dec 22
It sounds good anyways. I would leave the celery out.
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@FourWalls (71134)
• United States
3 Dec 22
Celery has no flavor as far as I’m concerned. I like that Facebook member that says something like “Celery: when I have the urge to chew on stringy water.”
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@wolfgirl569 (111130)
• Marion, Ohio
4 Dec 22
@FourWalls Its the smell of it cooking for me. I do like celery to snack on at times. Just not cooked.
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@FourWalls (71134)
• United States
3 Dec 22
And you didn’t invite me?? Harumph! See if you get a bowl of this potato soup!
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@spiderdust (14759)
• San Jose, California
3 Dec 22
This is proof that editors need good wages and benefits, otherwise you end up with beef pot roast lemon chicken. 
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@FourWalls (71134)
• United States
3 Dec 22
I’m thinking that, in actuality, both would be pretty good. I think this would work better for the chicken, though.
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@RebeccasFarm (91792)
• Arvada, Colorado
3 Dec 22
Haha how silly those silly people lol ..
Even a novice would know that recipe is wrong.
Aw I do recall that song yes I do..
Even a novice would know that recipe is wrong.
Aw I do recall that song yes I do..1 person likes this
@FourWalls (71134)
• United States
3 Dec 22
“I’ll teach them to make me work overtime!”
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@FourWalls (71134)
• United States
3 Dec 22
I’ll see how this came out and I’ll probably be cooking a lot in it, too.
@RasmaSandra (82309)
• Daytona Beach, Florida
4 Dec 22
perhaps you need to buy a pot roast and turn it into a chicken. Just cannot tell you how to do that,1 person likes this
@FourWalls (71134)
• United States
4 Dec 22
I’ll call Endora to put a spell on the pot roast!
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@RasmaSandra (82309)
• Daytona Beach, Florida
4 Dec 22
@FourWalls better try Aunt Clara it was always more fun with her
better try Aunt Clara it was always more fun with her1 person likes this
@FourWalls (71134)
• United States
3 Dec 22
Oh, I didn’t make this. I started simple, potato soup. I wouldn’t mind trying this chicken recipe.
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@LindaOHio (183865)
• United States
3 Dec 22
Great editing job. Wishing you a wonderful weekend.
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@LindaOHio (183865)
• United States
3 Dec 22
@FourWalls No, I haven't seen that one. Thanks. I have nothing planned for this weekend.
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@FourWalls (71134)
• United States
4 Dec 22
Let’s see how the soup turned out in a few minutes….
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@CarolDM (203422)
• Nashville, Tennessee
4 Dec 22
@FourWalls I am sure you will enjoy.
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